douche-schwillery

A different kind of douchebaggery, brought on by the introduction of high dosages of alcohol and/or drugs to a subject who already exhibits douchebag-like traits.

Exhibiting the tendencies of both a douchebag and a schwilly kid at the same time. Douche-schwillery is most often observed at large festivals where idiots who can't handle their shit take too many drugs end up harshing the mellow for everyone else.

"Man, that dude is so smacked out on H, he's stumbling around head-butting everyone and mumbling incoherently."

"Yeah man, pure douche-schwillery."

by areku1 February 15, 2013

Excuse-douche

Term for someone who agrees to attend some sort of social occasion and backs out for some lame reason.

Luke: You coming to that party tonight man?
Robert: Nah man, gotta stay home and get baked.
Luke: What an excuse-douche.

by Woofsalot April 13, 2014

douche magoo

When someone is the stupidest, most sightless douchebag you have ever seen.

Verne Lundquist is the world's largest Douche Magoo

by The original Kat November 8, 2014

Dapper Douche

A suave, well dressed male that inherently possess the qualities of a douche. Typically a male in his early 20s that spends excessive time modeling for his own instagram account. A dapper douche may be found with an abundance of mousse, designer shoes, and the inability to kindly shut the fuck up about himself.

What the flying fuck? That guy is such a dapper douche.

by StevenBigD January 13, 2015

Step-douche

An asshole step dad who tries to control you even though he's totally not your dad.

Friend: Hey you should totally come to the party with us!
Me: Sorry man my step-douche has grounded me

Friend: What why?
Me: He thinks he can fucking control me

by I.have.no.life97 September 29, 2017

kingpin douche

Anyone who defies traditional levels of douchiness to royal, supreme standards or the most douchey person in a group of douches.

See that tribe of douches over there? The tall one is the kingpin douche.

I went out with this guy last weekend who turned out to be a total kingpin douche.

I'm not much of a bowler, but I'm pretty sure I could knock out the kingpin douche without any problem.

by lingua franca October 2, 2012

douche it up

A person is already a douchebag. But when he or she gets drunk. It a whole new level of douchery.

damn dude i never thought this guy will douche it up in the club!

by ndizzle855 March 5, 2011