Stands for Friday Afternoon Delirium Syndrome. Is a spoof of serious diseases such as AIDS and SARS. Refers to the time period between 12:00 and 5:00 PM on Friday afternoons when everyone is freaking out and going crazy waiting for school/work to end.

God, I've got such a bad case of FADS I can't concentrate on anything right now.

FADS by Keyona May 22, 2006

FADS

Fucking Asinine Dumb Shit

Trail running barefoot is one of many ridiculous FADS. Have you ever just stepped on a building block in the middle of the night, that shit hurts like a mother fucker....Imagine running, then landing on a fucking sharp Rock. Now you're fucked and no fucking shoes. Now your bare foot ass gets to hobble back under your bridge like a hunchback fucking troll. It serves you right, stupid hobbit. I hope next time you step on a hypodermic needle.

FADS by Da Muffin Man November 22, 2013

stupid fads

Something that seems cool but willl likely kill you.

Stupid Fads Ghost Riding

stupid fads by Vamp829 November 4, 2013

Fadster

A portemeau of 'fad' and 'hipster.'Used mostly to distinguish between true cultural hipsters from the retired scene kids, who are fashion hipsters. Often, but not always, lacking the cultural curiousity and interest in abstract pursuits which define being a hipster, but rather associate in a bandwagon like fashion united in bad fashion, beer, and music.

Ex:
"oh you had a doritos taco, sir?"
"I know I was being a total fadster, brah."

Ex:
"What is that music that sounds like suicide set to orchestrals?"
"oh, my neighbor is a complete fadster he also wears skinny jeans and is always telling me about music he knows i do not listen to."
"how do you manage?"
"his girlfriend only wears tights bends over a lot, i think she likes me, i heard she has a secret thing for black guys."
"fadsters, those girls are pretty cute though."
"enough to manage."

Fadster by Bapataba October 26, 2012

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when you are bored and you type something random in.

Billy: im bored.
Bob:me too.
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You must be bored to type this. This is just a random keyboard error

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fadsfadsfadsfads by Bensmart101 May 3, 2021

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026