dork war 

Any odd competition that is only cared about by the competitors.

"Bill & Mike are battling at Pokemon today!" "Yeah, it's quite the dork war."

dork war by jiaco October 6, 2015

Dork Fetish 

A strong sexual attraction to men or women who genuinely enjoy a dorky hobby in their freetime i.e. Anime, Star Trek/Wars, Computers, Final Fantasy, Magic: The Gathering, WoW, Chess, Good bands nobody has heard of, etc. This hobby somehow adds a dimension to their personality which makes them more complicated than the majority, which in turn makes them irresistable.

At first I thought Derek was sort of cute but a little bland. But after we watched anime together and he showed me his Magic card deck I wanted him inside of me immediately. I have a dork fetish.

Dork Fetish by SomethingThatIsNotInUse January 3, 2011

dork knob

the puny beginnings of a man's pigtail. any pigtail on a man measuring less than three inches in length from the elastic pigtail fastener or scrunchie to the tip of the pigtail.

did you see that stupid aging hippy and his greying dork knob? do you think he ever gets laid?

dork knob by the pep squad February 24, 2005

Dork Fish 

A word that means silly, if you are called a dork fish it means you did somehing stupid but n one wants to call you stupid.

Jacob your such a dork fish, your not supposto eat raw fish!

Dork Fish by Darkness_WIthin July 1, 2006

Dork Bean

To be a complete dork who actually thinks they are super cool. The exact opposite of cool beans.

Plural form dork beans means to think something is really cool, but in reality is completely lame.

Justin Bieber is such a dork bean.

The Justin Bieber concert is complete dork beans.

Dork Bean by So Awesome July 7, 2010

Dork Slut 

intellectual female who knows how to take care of a hickey in the morning

Did you see Sarah's neck this morning, what a dork slut!

Dork Slut by Shautz June 12, 2011

Dork for brains 

Being a complete and utter dork

Wow Kat is a complete dork for brains.

Dork for brains by Simongotbandslol December 10, 2018