A game played in the men's locker room. The goal of the game is to avoid brushing up against another dude's phallus while maneuvering through the locker room.
by Fuzz Butt September 1, 2013
Get the Dodge Cock mug.In a long-distance relationship, the art of timing visits so that they never coincide with your girlfriend's monthly period.
Bro 1: Dude, she's been in Europe for 2 years and I'm going to visit her next week!
Bro 2: You better period dodge like a mothafucka!
Bro 1: Man I hadn't seen her in 2 months, and when I finally went to see her, she was on the rag!
Bro 2: Dude, you should've period dodged that shit!
Bro 1: I've visited her once a month for the past 3 years, and she's never been on her period once!
Bro 2: Your period dodging is second to none!
Bro 2: You better period dodge like a mothafucka!
Bro 1: Man I hadn't seen her in 2 months, and when I finally went to see her, she was on the rag!
Bro 2: Dude, you should've period dodged that shit!
Bro 1: I've visited her once a month for the past 3 years, and she's never been on her period once!
Bro 2: Your period dodging is second to none!
by 2nd week of the month Steve July 28, 2011
Get the period dodge mug.Verb: to dodge a safety representative on a worksite, esp in the instance of knowingly violating safety policy.
Jessica: "Safety Dan is coming! Where is your hard hat?"
Tim: "Shit, I'm gonna have to do a safety dodge!"
Jessica: "Quick, hide in this dumpster for an undisclosed period of time."
Tim: "Good thinkin!"
Tim: "Shit, I'm gonna have to do a safety dodge!"
Jessica: "Quick, hide in this dumpster for an undisclosed period of time."
Tim: "Good thinkin!"
by CupricCow October 9, 2011
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Get the Dodge mug.The name of someone super cool. They're usually completely jacked and can lift at least double their body weight in potatoes. Random people, upon learning their name, often say something stupid like, "wow your parents must've really liked trucks." Yes, yes they did. Leave me alone.
"Haha wow, your parents must have really liked trucks."
"Can I get a name for your order?" "Yeah, name's Dodge" "Josh?" "No, Dodge, like the truck" "Josh?" "Sure, my name's Josh"
"Can I get a name for your order?" "Yeah, name's Dodge" "Josh?" "No, Dodge, like the truck" "Josh?" "Sure, my name's Josh"
by Chevy12 November 23, 2021
Get the Dodge mug.When someone verbally or physically attacks you, you can say dodge to negate those attacks. If someone punches you and gives you a bloody nose, you will suffer injuries untill you say dodge, when you say dodge, your injuries are fully reversed. The dodge ability can only be given out by a special dodge master, and only 3 people possess this power.
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