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Repeat name definition

An annoyance that frequent urbandictionary.com editors may commonly encounter. When someone defines a name followed by another word or phrase a myriad of times. It's an act that no-life dumbasses do because of severe nearly fatal boredom. It's something thats extremely annoying to avid Urban Dictionary editors and all those caught participating in this act should be caught, temporarily incarcerated, and then immediately beheaded. And no, I'm not being cute.
Kris dannon - a great drink
Kris kringle - a fucking fat shit
Krisshna - a sexy bitch
Kris microbyte - a jew

and a million more, all begenning with "Kris"

ALL authored by, Eyekintgetnopussy

repeat name definition
by Steagles June 11, 2006
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Definition of Sex

This is what you tell your daughter when she says she's never had sex yet.

"Well Princess, if a man ejaculates in your presence with your permission, consent, or active participation, you just had sex."

If your son says something similar the slight variation is "did you ejaculate in the presence of...etc

Insertion Exemption: Any consensual insertion of penis or penis like object into a bodily oriface can qualify as sex too.
Man: "Honey I'm home from work and stopped at a peep show but don't worry I didn't have sex. I didn't masterbate to completion because I was too drunk from my 5 martini lunch.

Wife: "You What!!!!!!?"

Man: "Its OK, Urban Dictionary says the Urban Dictionary says that this doesn't qualify as the Definition of Sex"

Alternate Example:

Daughter: "I'm still a virgin cause I have my cherry. I only let my boyfriend ass hump me

Father: "You are one sick pup, Princess"
by snausages333 October 18, 2006
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Kamikaze Demolition Derby

A demolition derby is supposed to be a kind of race in old beaten-up cars where it is allowed to smash into the other competitors. The more smash-ups the better. Usually the cars are reinforced by the owners in order to survive as many rammings as poss thereby staying in the race. Adding the word "kamikaze" gives the meaning a much more dangerous edge, and means that the competitors don't mind if they are killed. So, that's the scenario for a Kamikaze Demolition Derby. (This meaning is for the purposes of conveying a situation in a hopefully humourous manner, but of course no such type of race exists in reality.)
The definition in my neighborhood is as follows:
A Kamikaze Demolition Derby is what you inadvertently end up being part of when driving in Hounslow or Feltham in West London. This is in part due to the high concentration in the population of chavs who drive around, high on whatever, in illegal cars. The can be spotted by the black or white smoke coming out of the back of the car, the colour red of the car, a head with a baseball cap in the driver's seat and acne on the very pale face, and if you get too close, will be cut up and then blamed for driving badly cuz you are a woman. You then see them drive off with squealing tyres smoking (they seem to love smoke of all kinds) and then nearly crash into the back of a bus.
Yes, it really did happen the other day. You know who you are wanker. Hopefully you will start another Kamikaze Demolition Derby soon which will cause you to be permanently removed from any future competions. Fuckwit.
by Missy M September 6, 2005
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Devonation

Complete destruction and devastation in a social environment/perspective.
Andrew walked into the bar and it was total devonation. Everyone was a complete mess after he had finished!

Andrew ordered a round shots, it was utter devonation!
by PdotAdotVexclamation mark February 3, 2014
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definition

A sentence that tells what a word means.
by DOGUNIVERSE432 March 17, 2017
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forbidden definitions

I guess it's when urban dictionary thinks' you are being too extreme when describing something. I know this is true because my retarded neighbor's definition, "Annie" never gets posted even after I've submitted it like 5 times already.
For the love of God post that crack baby's defintion already!!! The public has a right to know!
by kill_the_neighbors_kid October 31, 2004
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unreasonable definition

1: too narrow a defining of the word/term in question
2: a definition that would not occur to a majority of the people asked
3: a definition of a word/term which precludes honest and open discussion of the topic
A definition of urban legend that narrows 'urban legend' to 'political urban legends' would be an unreasonable definition, only a person who knows that he could not win the argument otherwise would make such a claim.
by GreatDebater November 8, 2010
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