Hotness Detector

A phenomenon experienced by males when an extremely gorgeous female is nearby. It is when the penis becomes fully erect and points at the hot female in the vacinity and points in her direction no matter where she goes like a compass.

"Dude, your Hotness Detector is going off! You might wanna adjust it, so it won't be so noticeable."

by The Panda Pimp with Big Guns November 19, 2009

dirt detective

Someone who gives you a juicy fruit but it's the last one in the pack.

"Hey, do you want a juicy fruit?"
"Yeah- wait, is that the last one in the pack? You're a dirt detective!"

by J. C. Dickleg May 18, 2019

Laundry detergent

Something that I'm addicted to

Me: *opens laundry detergent box and starts sniffing*
Also me: * gets sore nose and bad sneezing*

by Danethemane August 28, 2020

Retard Detector

When you hold your hand out at someone and if your invisible Retard Detector beeps their retarded.

Hey my Retard Detector started beeping near you so that means you're Retarded

by GreenBeanMan March 14, 2021

Himalayan Detour

Taking a xanny and edible at the same time

Rob: Yo you heard what Lauren did?
Ethan: No, what happened?
Rob: She went on a Himalayan Detour and said she felt dummy.

by J.A.R.T May 15, 2021

detroit

Detroit is the home of
Al wissams/ cartiers/ gators/ chevys/ cutlass/ marauders/ single baby mommas/ THICK ASS GIRLZ/ non child support payers/drug dealers/ no job having/ weed smokers/1800 tequila drinkers/ hotel parties/ hypest high schools/ hypest basketball games and parties/ gang fights/ high school dropouts/ drive bys/ everybody has a criminal record/ no car insurance/ raised on coney islands/ living with yo momma after the age 32/ bootleg electricity/ bbq on front porch/ high fashion/ everybody is a thug/ hood rich/ money makers/ material sac chasers/ home of the hoodrats/ everybody play sports/ section-8 hoes/ at least 4 babymommas/ at least 8 baby daddies/ bang in hoopties/ missing hub caps/ no gas in the car/ putting $1.30 on pump 5/ minute phone no minutes/ nextel chirp/ hitting Belle Isle every day of the summer/I-hop ater the club/ beauty supplies and liqour stores on every corner/ arabs own every thing/ MAN I LOVE THE "D"

Detroit Details and u know its true!!!!Dont hate!!!
You talk about it, but will never come through it!
You gotta love it!!!!!! BIIIIIIIIIIIITCH!

by getdoeboy January 12, 2006

detroit lions

haven't been champs since the
60s...only were good in the mid 70s and in the 90s with Barry Sanders

the lions are always screwing up

by ItsAllBeenDone March 23, 2004