defiled snapdragon

A special type of STD obtained through behedding a cuttlefish and taking it's insides and putting them in the rectum of whoever you chose to violently rape. The outcome will result in both parties having nothing to their name other than shame and various purple growths emerging from the individual's joints and genitals

Oh man I knew I shouldn't have drank that much last night. That girl gave me defiled snapdragon

by ZzJackInDaBoxzZ February 2, 2017

Defication station

Any toilet, urinal, sink or bathtub thats good and clean enough to to take an emergency shit in.

Omg Ive gotta shit so bad. Any defication station will do at this point.

by Theshattalker March 19, 2017

Decite

A word used in the place of the word "decent" when talking about something of epic proportion.

Guy 1: Mastodon's new album is decent.
Guy 2: No man... Mastodon's new album is fucking decite.

by decite March 23, 2017

Debitchable

Debatable or arguing over an issue

This insomnia debitchable.

by Codedebitchable April 7, 2017

Definaming

When someone names a person (whether it be themselves, their friends, a person they like, etc.) with a definition that only lists positive and attractive things about said person.

Jeff: Dude I think I wanna marry a girl named Jessica. *points to definition on Urban Dictionary*

Dave: Dude that person is just definaming, everyone is different.

by mm2wood April 28, 2017

defibulated

To be defibulated

I was almost defibulated last night at the party

by Jalen Levene May 27, 2017

defilepsy

A combination of defecation and epilepsy. Upon the act of defecation and the feces is hangin on for dear life, one has to shake so vigorously to break it loose it is almost like having an epileptic siezure.

That damn turd was hangin on so bad I almost had to have defilepsy just to break it loose.

by PSYKO September 24, 2017