South Dakota Pony Ride

When you ride a midget; hard

South Dakota Pony Ride:

You: SDPR?

Me: Wtf?

You: Lets just go find a midget, and I will show you.

by wet dreams October 4, 2010

north dakota state university

A school that envies their football team and knows how to party.

Geez, that girl knows how to party; she must go to North Dakota state university.

by Apoles December 26, 2016

North Dakota Hot Air Balloon

When a male farts into his lover's mouth while pinching her nose shut right after she exhaled.

Carol, make me a sandwich before I give you a north dakota hot air balloon.

by tehaudistarr February 21, 2008

Dirty South Dakota Stick-Up

The act of masturbating to pornographic magazines while taking a shit on the toilet.

I'm glad they had porn mags in the bathroom, I really needed a Dirty South Dakota Stick-Up.

by Uncle Jarry January 14, 2011

South Dakota Spicy Scooch & Cooch

When a man is getting great head from a girl and grabs her by the shoulders, consequently shoving backwards and dragging her vagina across the carpet, making the resulting female orgasm hot & spicy and burning for days after the event.

I gave my girlfriend the South Dakota Spicy Scooch & Cooch last night, she says it's been burning ever since.

by ZetaBlaz3 February 23, 2019

South dakota hitchiker

insted of using your thumb you pull your shlong out and spin it in circles in the air

Last night i saw a south dakota hitchiker

by Slimrick66 May 12, 2017

North Dakota Roadrunner

The act of picking up a male hitchhiker, killing them, raping them, chopping of the head and using it as an oral sex toy. Then sucking the fluid out of the deceased butthole. Then running away on foot.

The police couldn’t find the horny local on a North Dakota Roadrunner spree.

by Kole Fitzcharleson July 27, 2025