When a male farts into his lover's mouth while pinching her nose shut right after she exhaled.
Carol, make me a sandwich before I give you a north dakota hot air balloon.
by tehaudistarr February 21, 2008
mugGet the North Dakota Hot Air Balloonmug.

Carolina Flapjack

When one defecates onto one of two hands then proceeds to warm with hair dryer and finally slaps a desired person on the face.
I lost my hair dryer, turn on the oven so I can heat up my Carolina Flapjack.
by tehaudistarr February 22, 2008
mugGet the Carolina Flapjackmug.