deaf date

Almost like a "blind date", except it is with a girl that you've seen (real life or pictures) but never talked to.

Yo Eddy, I'm going on a deaf date with that chick I met on facebook!

by Bilal H. July 16, 2010

Zero date

Term used to describe a pre date meeting between two people considering a first date.

This event is an informal encounter such as going for a walk or having a coffee or other beverage in order to determine the suitability of planning a future first date.

Typically, there are no date expectations of this get-together such as door opening, which party pays, or any end meeting salutations.

Hand holding may be considered acceptable during a zero date depending on the meeting circumstances however this must be agreed upon by both parties.

The zero date (ZD) should be considered prior to any first date, eating date, drunk date, nap date , road trip date, hug date, movie date, kiss date, or meet the family date.

Note - dates may be combined together for simplicity but should be kept to a maximum of 3 types of dates per event.

"I'm not sure if I want to go on a date with him. He may be an axe murderer."

"No problem. Just do a Zero date to see if you both connect first."

"Great idea. I'll text him now!"

by HTownfook December 28, 2019

Nearsighted Date

As opposed to a blind date, where you have no idea what the other person looks like, a nearsighted date is one where you've seen a photo or chatted via web cam before meeting in person.
This can often lead to disappointment if one person or the other has supplied misleading documentation.

"Well, I saw her profile pics on Facebook, so it was more of a nearsighted date than a blind date"

"That's the last nearsighted date I ever go on...her profile pic must have been 5 years, 3 hair colors and 2 kids ago."

"Went on a nearsighted date last night. The picture he emailed me must have been from before he quit the gym."

by bunn28 January 4, 2010

have a date with Jill

"have a date with Jill" is a another term for male masturbating.

It is mostly used to used to offend somebody.

The name Jill is a metaphor for yor hand.

Your thumb and your index finger form the "J"
Your middlefinger forms the "I"
Your ring finger and pinkie form the "LL"

A: Oh! My first date with her. I´m so exited.
B: Yeah right, I think you have a date with Jill.

by sv3ns0n April 13, 2012

crazy date

A term coined by Australian comedic duo Roy & HG during their satirical coverage of the 2000 Sydney Olympics, a 'crazy date' refers to a move in gymnastics where the gymnast spreads his legs and, balancing on his hands, rotates his hips so that his outspread legs spiral around. The gymnast may rock from hand to hand to allow his legs to pass under his body, but they will not go above his head: that is a hello boys.
See also: flat bag, battered sav, dutch wink, spinning date, party date

From the flat bag, he raises himself into a crazy date, performs another and goes into a handstand to finish. Very nice, he should get full points for that.

by MartinBartinFargo May 27, 2007

Me date

An enjoyable evening spent alone where one treats themselves as if they were their own date.

I love Me Dates; no awkward conversation, I always enjoy the company, and I put out.

by Cammie B July 8, 2009

netflix date

When you and a friend/boyfriend/girlfriend choose to go on a date that doesn't involve going out (it could be for whatever reason). Instead you stay home and go on Netflix. It usually just involves you two sitting down or cuddling, eating food, talking, watching the movie, and/or making out.

Joe: So did you and Jen end up going to Olive Garden?

Brett: Nah man we ended up just having a Netflix date

by jdilley861 January 11, 2014