Cortex Sex

Giving a whole new meaning to "getting inside someone's head".
Alternate Def'n: When you are just THAT in sync with someone.

Wow, Jessica and Haskell always say the same things at the exact same time. They must be having cortex sex to always be thinking on the same wavelength....

by QED + lavroDJ February 3, 2014

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Certed

To be given a certificate. The action of having had a qualification bestowed on you . like benighted is to be knighted.

The honour is bestowed upon you..it is Certed to you

"at the awards ceremony Brian was certed with an honours degree"

by Lunar Rover April 20, 2018

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Curte • Curted • curtee-ism • Curteese • curteltuv • curteona • curteousy flush • Curtese • curtesy • Curtesy Flush

Carter Lee

Carts the man. The best guy in th world

Carter Lee is the best guy in the world

by Carts_the_man June 7, 2018

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Carter B.

This kids a complete baller dude. He breaks people’s ankles all day. He’s a savage. One thing, if you beat him in a 1v1 he’ll get jealous and kill you and your family!

George: I hate Basketball
Koonce: I wish I was Carter B.

by Ujama May 7, 2018

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Carter

Seems nice at first but then gets bored of the girl he’s dating so he flirts with others but then gets broken up with and tries to go back. Also usually has a shitty hairline and acme.

Ugh that kid is such a Carter. Yeah he spread my nudes everywhere and then asked me out again.

by YahYeetBeatMyMeat October 10, 2018

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Courtesy Wank

When she won’t give up the pussy for one reason or another but offers a gratuitous hand job to give your aching nuts some relief.

Rachel had such a heavy flow this month she wouldn’t have sex so she gave me a courtesy wank.

Her nasty yeast infection earned me several days of courtesy wanks.

by Eaton Holgoode December 27, 2018

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