woman"Yo keep sucking it honey and spread your legz. O f yes yes o yes give it to me" *splash*
man-"Ah! I'm blind"
man-"Ah! I'm blind"
by Ice man March 21, 2007
Get the cumshot mug.A person who enjoys, and takes the pride and joy in making a man or transvestite ejaculate, and proceeds to smell the produced semen, or going as far as inserting the semen into the nostrils.
Sunny broke into my house last night and cumsniffed the dried semen residue on my used condoms in the trash.
This guy is a fucking cumsniffer, don't trust him in your house...he'll sniff all your cum up.
This guy is a fucking cumsniffer, don't trust him in your house...he'll sniff all your cum up.
by Ass-Sardine January 4, 2008
Get the cumsniffer mug.To cum all over someone (like their face), and then snuggle with them, usually causing the cum to evenly spread on both snugglers. Cum+snuggle, duuuhh
by Stephanie^ July 28, 2010
Get the cumsnuggle mug.After the act of oral sex, on occasion the partner's cum is left behind on the upper lip, under the nose. This can resemble a mustache and commonly confused as a milk mustache.
by Knifo August 25, 2011
Get the cumstache mug.when a gay couple are having sex and boyfriend 1 is prepared to cum all over his boyfriend, boyfriend 2 takes his toupee off and comes on his head.
Boyfriend 1: " fuck with me, you stuck me with!!!"
Boyfriend 2: "bitch i'll fuck you up!!"
Boyfriend 1: "shuuuuut up. take you toupee off, i'm about to give you a tabletop cumshot!!"
Boyfriend 2: (pulls his toupee off?
Boyfriend 1: (cums all over boyfriend 2's head) "ohhh yeah!!!"
Boyfriend 2: "bitch i'll fuck you up!!"
Boyfriend 1: "shuuuuut up. take you toupee off, i'm about to give you a tabletop cumshot!!"
Boyfriend 2: (pulls his toupee off?
Boyfriend 1: (cums all over boyfriend 2's head) "ohhh yeah!!!"
by the Blue BUC November 13, 2011
Get the tabletop cumshot mug.1. General insult
2. Literally a stain made by cum, cum being the product of coming or having came, comed or cummed.
2. Literally a stain made by cum, cum being the product of coming or having came, comed or cummed.
by dbviwuhbv October 5, 2010
Get the Cumstain mug.During sexual intercourse when a man is about to ejaculate, he pulls his genitals out of the girls vagina and proceed to twist his penis into knots causing the sperm to stay in the penis. He must then proceed to punch himself several times in the testicles rupturing his balls and causing them to internally bleed causing the blood to flow into the sperm flow. He then removes the knot and begins to extract the bloody sperm unto the female anus, making the girl fart.
by LeJoePoe December 10, 2013
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