A Ted cruise

A Ted cruise (n) is the act of leaving behind a cohort of people, usually those you have a duty to work for, while they are in need and/or danger.

Prof: And so students, Nero fled Rome. He went on a Ted cruise, if you will.

by Mayor James February 18, 2021

Woodward Dream Cruise

Annual event in Michigan that attracts fat and stupid former union employees whos entire goal in life is to have a penis measuring contest by showing off their extremely inefficent "classic" cars.

The amount of white trash (tatted up, wife beater/chain wallet wearin' ass crack showin') that attends said event is amazing, it actually rivals Sturgis Motorcycle Rally for sheer ignorance levels achieved...

This scene unfolds all day every day for an entire week of the Woodward Dream Cruise...

WT dude #1: Hey! that's a '67 mustang (wipes beer off of his porno stash).

WT dude #2 (can be substituted w/ a WT girl): Yup! (spits on the ground).

by not white trash August 22, 2011

Cruise Missile

1. After foreplay but before sex a man stands on the end of the bed whilst the woman lies on the bed, usually underneath him. The man then lets a cry, usually CRUISE MISSILE or KAMIKAZE and then jumps onto the woman aiming to conduct sexual intercourse at a heightened velocity.

2. A type of weapon employed by armed forces to take out enemy instillations at a long to medium range.

1. Man 1: Hey man I totally cruise missiled my girlfriend last night.

Man 2: Is that why you're walking funny today and you have a black eye?

Man 1: Totally worth it.

2. General: Privates this is a cruise missile. You will be working with this for most of your army career.

Private: Hey that reminds me, I'm seeing my girlfriend tonight.

by Jenno18 July 28, 2010

catch cruise

a slang used mostly in nigeria, that means having fun, sometimes at the expense of other people

i catch cruise when i want, marriage doesn't stop me-some evicted dude

by skaehfjaesv January 23, 2022

Cruiser Spooning

The act of parking two police vehicles with the driver's sides facing one another so that the officers can converse through their open windows.

Better slow down. The po-po are cruiser spooning there in the parking lot.

by Andrew Lagemann December 9, 2008

dinner cruise

walking round the supermarket, at around 6-7pm, trying to decide which ready meal to have for dinner

- Up for a dinner cruise?
- Happy Shopper or Co-Op?
- Whatever, I'm starving, let's go.

by selmabouvier December 18, 2003

Dude Cruise

1.An all dude road trip.
2.Driving around with the boys in a minivan

1. How was the cross country road trip bro?
2 It was good, but we couldn't find any chicks to pick up. It was a complete dude cruise!

by scubasteve757 March 30, 2009