Ur Gramps has cramps

This is like your Granny's a tranny but instead it's your Gramps and he has cramps. Every time this is said a black hole appears and swallows one of the planets.

Johnny: Timmy your gay and your a loser.

Timmy: Guess what

Johnny: what fag

Timmy: Ur Gramps has cramps
*Johnny implodes*

by Filopthe69th March 14, 2018

SPERMIN N CRAMPIN

The most absurd and concerning way of saying “I’m having a great time”

(The word is spelled in all cap)

“Yo, you got accepted to Yale”
“HOLY SHI, IM SPERMIN N CRAMPIN”

“The fuck????”

by Fukcing ? October 25, 2022

cramp your style

To embarrass someone or ruin their public image (P.I.)

Erv: "Man, skinny Tri Delts are like fat chicks, they're fun to ride, but everyone knows they're Tri Delts and they're probably really fat, in reality, so they cramp your style."
Gil: "No I got a better one. Fat chicks are EXACTLY like Tri Delts."
Erv: "Why?"
Gil: "They're both FAT!"
Both: "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! HAHAHAHA!! HAHA! Ha."
Erv: "That really wasn't funny."
Gil: "Nope."
Erv: "Let's go whale watching."
Gil: "There's no ocean around."
Erv: "No, but the Tri Delts are going on a trip to the lake today."
Gil: "AWWWWWW RIIIIIGHT! Giggidy giggidy!"

by Nick D June 4, 2004

Cramer

(verb) For a host to, over the course of a televised interview, completely destroy his subject's professional reputation by exposing him as a fraud, hack or imbecile. As seen on the Daily Show with Jon Stewart in his interview with Jim Cramer on March 12, 2009.

Hey, remember when Stewart was on Crossfire back in 2004? He cramered those sons of bitches into the ground.

by Al Cap0wn October 27, 2009

Tramp Cramp

After a long night at the bar with no action, coming home and trying to masterbate until your arm cramps up.

Rookie was trying to jerk off till he got tramp cramp, so he gave up and went to sleep.

by Jeff DK January 23, 2008

Crambler

A thug who's got no homies; someone who tries to get a new posse through pathetic cries for attention.

Yo, what up with Teeth? He tagged that Wizzendy's seven times last week. He turning into some kinda crambler.

by Chazzzz June 30, 2006

Cramish

Cramish is a word for very VERY VERY close friends, even if they are miles apart. They are meant to be insperable and even if they have MANY fights, they will always be best friends. Usually, people who are in CRAMISH, have different personalities from each other which makes them unique in their own way. This also keeps them close together, Forever.

I hope we will all become Cramish one day!!

by R from Cramish July 29, 2011