Half-Life (1), Half-Life 2, Half-LIFE... Alyx. Portal (1), Portal 2... Aperture Desk Job. VALVe ain't counting to 3.
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Guy 1: “yo, have you tried clinching yet?”
Guy 2: “yes, but I had a full bladder so I damaged my foreskin and had to go the hospital.”
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Hey! Remy and I are going to go whale counting at the shore as we drink cups of darjeeling, wanna come?
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Had a rough night Saturday. Decided to do the home churching thing.
Had a rough night Saturday. Decided to do the home churching thing.
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