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corporate homicide

Dupont committed corporate homicide with their reckless teflon production & shit like that
Boeing committed corporate homicide with their faulty 737 MAX
by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 23, 2021
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Corporate Punk

Corporate Punk describes punk bands or punk fashion brands created by corporate businesses that are more interested in making money than spreading a message.

Corporate Punk bands attempt to stay as apolitical as possible to be appealing to everyone. They make songs about empty anger, trying to put on a fake persona of anger without having any real opinions or thoughts in their songs. Corporate Punk bands may also be industry plants.

Corporate Punk fashion brands describes a brand making clothes with super cheap fabric and making the item super expensive. It's extra corporate punk-ish if the item is made poorly to look DIY, but still costs 50$.

Synonyms for corporate punk include; industry plant (for bands), poseur, poor mouth, and capitalist punk.
Marty: Dude, these clothes are made with such cheap fabric! Why are they so expensive?

David: It's Corporate Punk, Marty. It's just like that.
Marty: I guess that explains why it looks like something the Tramp Stamps wore during their mall goth phase
by Jack Mustard May 12, 2021
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corporate tongues

The regurgitation of corporate jargon and buzz words in order to fit in with you corporate peers.
When I asked Julie a question on our zoom meeting, she asked me if “ we could take this off line and circle back when she could wrap her head around this.” She then told me “she would be out of pocket and in the meantime if I could email her a high lever, view from 50,000 feet, so when she comes back into the office she can be laser focused on the issue.” I have no idea what she was talking about because she was speaking in corporate tongues.
by Grimmy46 March 3, 2022
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Capitalist Corporatism

The presses of owning many businesses illegal or legal
by MegaMemeLordCarlWheezerXD January 13, 2023
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Corporatism

corporatism - A economy where the governments regulatory bodies exist to protect the profit margin of it's major corporations. Not to be confused with Capitalism like most American idiots do. America is no longer a capitalist (competition among individuals) society, it is a corporatist one.
American idiot: America is the greatest nation on earth because we are Capitalist!

Me: No, we are Corporatism, that is why the SEC and FBI exist to protect the profits of major corporations. Why do you think they took down the MOB? they were for labor unions. Also, look at the FDA/CDC, they won't approve any treatment for any ailment that can't be patented by a Pharma corporation no matter how much science shows that treatment option works. Wake up!
by Libtard buster December 21, 2020
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Corporate Inkwell

The chick at the office that sleeps with any and every guy trying to get ahead.
Man, did you hear.....she just got busted messing around with her third guy in the office...she's obviously the corporate inkwell; didn't these guys ever hear the term don't dip your pen in the company ink?
by not a pen dipper... October 14, 2010
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Corporate Liposuction

Extracting the excess 'fat' from a company - i.e. removing all the excessive middle management!
Large companies seem to be continuously going through re-organisations and structure changes - and in the process more and more middle management seem to be created who do not seem to serve a real purpose - the company gets 'fat'. A company can be said to require 'Corporate Liposuction' if it has become 'fat' due to constant changes at management level.
by Mr Rossi February 18, 2007
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