cooner

shortened version of racoon, something amanda busch eats
OR
the bakuns aka bacooner

1.im a cooner
2.cooner out

by gobstopper69 April 10, 2005

stephen colbert

a person with a really funny show and acts republican to make fun of republicans

i watched the colbert report yesterday hosted by stephen colbert

by alex14 July 14, 2006

Stephen Colbert

Stephen Colbert has 4 definitions

1)The humorous persona that has become known as other have put it "The most geniunely courageous and intelligent All-American HERO. A former correspondant of Jon Stewart's "The Daily Show", he was so great that he was given a spin-off show that ended up being just about as successful. Called "The Colbert Report", the show centres around an illogical right-wing egomaniac who attempts to deliver the news with a splash of truthiness."

2)Colberts own identity as a person who is obviously a brilliant person to come up with the stuff he does for his show.

3)The TRUE name of the space node that NASA decided to falsely call tranquility. Colbert Nation knows the TRUE name of that node.

4)a lousy treadmill there gonna send into space as a way to cheat colbert out of what he won. (see definition 3) nobody really gives a damn about this treadmill and its really an insult to Colbert Nation.

(1-3) When Stephen Colbery becomes Galactic Overlord he will smite the fools at NASA who cheated him.

(4) Stephen Colbert doesnt really give a damn about the C.O.L.B.E.R.T POS.

by Brisingr April 16, 2009

Up your but and around the corner, through the tube and into the boob.

An inapropiet comment used by grade schoolers. It is a response to a "where" question mostly said by bullies to get attention so they laugh at the loser.

Where is my ball?
Up your but and around the corner, through the tube and into the boob.

by 3737 May 20, 2010

corner bodega

store run by arabs, and best song by 50 cent

You can go and cop cke at the corner bodega, hit the highway and take it to a town near you

by Bob April 5, 2005

Corner of my ear

It is barely hearing something from either side of the head and getting the feeling that you caught it in the corner of your ear.

As in i just barely heard that out of the Corner of my ear.

by Ruby Rey February 19, 2009

Sean Connery

When you get a boner you say Red October standing by in a Scottish accent.

Girl: Is this hott?
Guy: I got a Sean Connery, Red October standing by. Lets do this.

by goddy MC February 1, 2009