Colemanism

A fact/statement that you swear is true when it is undoubtedly false.

A: "Bagels aren't good"
B: "dudes that's just a colemanism"

by grizzman69 August 6, 2019

Flag

Get the Colemanism mug.

coleman clap

When one rips a 1 bubble fart on a Kmart special, coleman cooler and it reciprocates off the cooler at high velocity.

*LOUD FART* "What was that?" "Thats was the ol' Coleman clap."

by AprixOath September 7, 2019

Flag

Get the coleman clap mug.

Related Words

colerain • coleraine • Colera • Colerack • Colerain Cry • Coleray • harrison coleran • wee Coleraine head • Me da cólera • colorado

The solo masturbation technique which entails lying on your back with your ass in an elevated position in relation to your head, and proceeding to ejaculate onto ones stomach and allowing the semen to percolate and slowly slide down their chest into their eagerly awaiting windpipe. This technique then can also be combined with the spurting motorboat technique, which is the act of spraying semen all over yourself while making a motorboat action.

Dude did you hear about Bogart? His mom found him in his room solo-reversed-doggie-style, covered in jizz after he drowned himself performing a colorado avalanche. I think he died choking while trying to bathe himself with a spurting motorboat hosedown.

by saltybirdman September 9, 2019

Flag

Get the colorado avalanche mug.

colorado fast break

An over the pants hand job at the drive in in a T-Top convertible. Lots of chaffing.

“Matt did you get any last night?”
“Just a Colorado fast break”

by Alicatt1616 October 5, 2019

Flag

Get the colorado fast break mug.

Coleman

Middle school in Tampa Florida for the rich kids. They pretty much Juul in bathrooms, finger each other, have sex, and pretty much think they are all that.

oh u go to Coleman, wow ur a snobby rich kid

by Floridaexposer October 24, 2019

Flag