shitfaced cocksucker

shitfaced and cocksucker combination

Phil is a shitfaced cocksucker. So is his mom.

by fyrehart February 19, 2005

Cockpocket

1. a person who has a super hot girl friend but does not do anything with them or is too afraid to, it is also referred to as "Pulling a GJ"

2. a person who cannot get a girl friend while his other friends can

definition 1

bro 1: dude your girl friend is so hot
bro 2: yeah i know. but im too afraid to do anything with her
bro 1: dude you are such a cockpocket you are pulling a gj
bro 2: whats a cock pocket? o.O
bro 1: *walks away*

definition 2

bro 1 and 2: dude its so awesome having a girl friend
bro 3: dude not fair i want a girl friend, but i can never get one

bro 1: hehehe...cock pocket
bro 3: shut up

by Bob90827308297 May 20, 2009

Cock Sock

Cock Sock is another term for the female reproductive
organ (A.K.A Vagina,pussy,kitty kat, puss puss, virtical smile)

"id love to put it in her Cock Sock"
I bet her Cock Sock is Warm"

by Razors_Diesel December 9, 2009

cock sock

Cock sock - the foreskin.

Long: Whoohaa, you're cock sock is missing!
John: That's because I'm circumcised, asshat.

by Boothead October 17, 2006

cocklocker

a highschool boys locker room

In a cocklocker screams can be heard for miles, yet no questions are asked.

by Rapease June 16, 2011

cock sock

More commonly known as a condom

Girl: Did you bring protection?
Guy: Yup, I have my cock sock right here!

by MCA15 February 13, 2017

Cockstock

(1) When you ask your friend if she knows of a gentleman friend of hers whom may be down to “bang”. She’s taking cockstock for you.

(2) When go back through your old texts, Tinder matches, and DM’s trying to find someone down for a late night smash & dash sesh.

“Hey Becky, can you take cockstock for me? I need to get laid, and all of my matches on Tinder suck.”

Carol said to Becky, “I’m tired of Chet and Bret, but they’re dtf, so you can add them to your cockstock stash.”

by Kfbetch July 22, 2018