Cock Blocked

When a lame friend won't let a good looking guy hang out with her friend

I wanted to talk to the hot friend, but her lame friend cock blocked me and told me that they were leaving.

by Bartendress February 5, 2006

cock blocking the party

The act of killing the vibe of a party or event.

"Dude, the police sure were cock blocking the party at Mardi Gras this year."

by EveryManAKing February 9, 2010

Cock Blocking Bitch

One who continuously cock blocks you via embarassing stories, only to sleep with that person.

Phil: He is this your penis pump?
Jack: WTF!?
Girl: Sick. I'm outta here. Creeper.
Jack: Oh you cock blocking bitch!

by Chuck Norris's Left Foot October 20, 2010

Cock Blocking

V. The act of stopping a guy from getting in a girls pants. (2) A dick move used by only the lowest of guys, and these guys should never be a "wingman" at parties or clubs.

Example 1. Jack and Jill went to the party to do the hanky panky, but little Franky is Cock Blocking Jack, and now jack will be in jail cuz he's about to murder Fanky.
Example 2. What Seth did to James in the Interview.

by That DuDe May 26, 2015

Cock blocking

When somebody fucking up your chance to get a bitch

The teacher was cock blocking in the hallway when I was trying to kiss my girl

by Gregaboo May 27, 2018

Cock blocked

An action that prevents someone from having sex

Daniel cock blocked his dad by not going with his friends and staying home

by Save my nibba harambe April 7, 2019

Cock Blocking like a G

To be an amazing cockblocker. Helps in cockblock wars and for just annoying your friends!

Jackie: Your definetly winning this cockblock war!
Danielle: dassssssright! Cock Blocking like a G!
:)

by mynameissssss June 10, 2011