The Closet

A place for all the baby gays so increase their gayness, and when they leave the closet they will be a grown up gay and be comfortable in their gayness 🌈🌈

Oh my god you see a baby gay in its natural habitat peeking out of the closet, now walking out, now shutting the closet door. And now that gay is burning that closet with their beautiful rainbow fire. THE END🌈🌈🌈!

by Infamousemosquad✌🏼️ June 24, 2016

closet jew

A person that is afraid to come out of the closet b/c they might get cut out from their family's wealth or they might be killed due to being gay.

Bret: Whats the deal with that Frankie Fernandez kid?
Peter: idk he's rich as hell and he dresses like a fuckin homo.
Taylor: He's a closet jew, hes afraid that his parents will cut him off.

by Poopstain6971 May 2, 2008

close your head

badass way of saying "shut up"

"close your head, bo, and i won't squirt metal."

by sspades March 22, 2009

closet whore

a seemingly innocent female by appearance, but secretly she leads a very permiscous lifestyle.

I would have never guessed that church girl back home to be a "closet whore."

by Ryan Harris March 6, 2005

closet junky

one who use drugs on a regular basis (recreationaly), but will not admit to friends or family that he/she is addicted... one who does drugs in private, not with friends.

stop being a closet junky, everyone knows what you do in your spare time.

by bogart March 7, 2005

closed circle

meaning that the hooker you wanted to fuck is fucking someone else!!!

B.J.:weren't you going to the buss stop to get that hooker?
Dave:I was,but it was a closed circle deal.
B.J.:Too bad,man!!

by mwiz March 4, 2015

pop me clogs

To die

I swear if I don't get a rest soon I'll pop me clogs.

by Caroline May 10, 2003