1 o'clock syndrome

1 o'clock syndrome is when a person stays up on their laptop later than one o'clock just looking at funny pictures and having random discussions on Facebook. As the subject's condition progresses headaches, upset stomachs and even paranoia may occur. In the final stages of 1 o'clock syndrome the subject will become extremely bored, too tired to do much yet not tired enough to go to sleep and will resort to watching My little Pony friendship is magic for two or more hours however the subject will reject being a brony.

"You sleep well last night?"
"Nah I had mega 1 o'clock syndrome."
"How so?"
"I thought demons accompanied by Dracula were stalking me and I ended up watching seven episodes of my little pony to pass the time."
"Lol I didn't know you were a brony."
"F*ck you I ain't no brony."

by Rainbowdash<3!!!!!! September 15, 2012

fifty o' clock

"Too late" or "very late"

I'll go shopping with you Dena, but I don't want to be out until fifty o'clock!

Yeah, Brad and I finally hooked up on Saturday night -- but he didn't call me until fifty o'clock!

by Annie's Okay June 15, 2005

Dutch Oven Alarm Clock

when someone dutch ovens someone else, but while they are asleep and it smells so bad that they wake up gagging and gasping for air and have to stick their nose and mouth out of the blanket to be able to breathe and not suffocate in the horrid smell.

Greg dutch oven alarm clocked Shanaynay earlier this morning to wake her up for work.

by teeny peeny September 1, 2009

clock somebody

To knock someone out.

Ron Artest wanted to clock somebody in the Palace

by JIMSOM April 20, 2017

alarm clock sex

Waking up to sex with you partner.

I was ready to go this morning after alarm clock sex.

by weezy22 June 11, 2011

Ra O' Clock

The time of the day when a tense situation is diffused by a meeting of minds and the topic generating the frustration is discussed, thus diffusing tension.

"I am annoyed we didnt get to see the match"
"Time for Ra O' Clock"

by Gibra November 6, 2007

death clock

A revolutionary Web tool that tells you when you will die, leaving a nice fuzzy feeling inside your stomach.

"... I just checked how long I have to live by the death clock, I'm glad I have only three more days until I die. I was getting sick of life anyway..."

by australian222 May 18, 2007