Clatter Valve

Clatter valve is a north east slang for a women's private parts (the foof)

She got it right in the clatter valve last night.

by Robbie Weir fan club September 8, 2014

clusterfap

When 50 people all fap at the same time in the same room

The Boy Scouts had a big clusterfap

by Pollo itch fuck April 10, 2015

clatterfart

A person who talks a lot.
Synonym for a chatterbox.

Your such a clatterfart will you ever shut up!

by I made you Bro November 20, 2016

Cluster fuck

A cluster fuck is when a place is overly crowded, or extremely busy; when there is no room to do anything

"We decided to go to another restaurant because tsunami's was a giant cluster fuck.

by Urbandefiner.com February 15, 2017

cluster fuck

a complete mess, a shambles.

who's in charge around here? ,this place is a complete cluster fuck.

by Heapcreed December 2, 2016

cluster-storm

Adjective that combines clusterfuck and shitstorm in such a way that the author does not use profanity, but the reader automatically fills in the missing information.

The wedding turned into a cluster-storm when the band drove their van over the wedding cake, through the flowers and into the infinity pool, which then gave way, dragging half the patio and the entire wedding party down the muddy hillside.

by basher9 May 30, 2018

ClusterFucked

When You’re In A Box With Too Many Thoughts

I was sitting in the bathroom, ClusterFucked.

by McGregor McGee June 1, 2018