Caiden

The most shortest mf alive

Caiden is so short sum1 could run over him and not even notice

by anonymous August 13, 2022

No Claims Boner

When you have a random erection for no apparent reason, therefore nothing in the vicinity can claim your boner. Often appears at the most unfortunate and awkward of times.

Oisin: My job interview to become a pre school teacher didn't go so well, and my no claims boner didn't help either!

Jordon: I hope no one at the family reunion saw my no claims boner...

Shane: Thankfully, after ten minutes my grandmother came in to the room and broke my no claims boner

by Daneeyul January 26, 2014

piss claim

To claim property on someone or something by figuratively pissing on the discussed object. Referring to what dogs do with territory.

Guy 1 -"Did you notice how John came to me when I was talking with Staycie?"
Guy 2 -"Well, he has a big crush on her."
Guy 1 -"His comment about spending the weekend with her was totally unnecessary."
Guy 2 -"He was just piss claiming her from you."

by Urías Peña April 13, 2015

Baggage Claim

When you are in an airport currently riding on a baggage claim naked balls out and all.

Mackenzie was trying to find her luggage and saw a baggage claim spinning around where her suit case was.

by Bub Boy July 21, 2018

Hobo mattress claim

The act of one hobo urinating on another hobos mattress to claim it. A Hobo claims his possesions by urinating on them, because it leaves a distinctive smell. For example if a hobo named joe from ny pissed on his matress, a hobo from california could smell that matress and say, o thats joes matress because all hobos know each other even if they have never met. Its called programmed hobo intelligence (phi) It is very offensive to piss on another hobos matress.

Hey thats my mattress!
No i pulled a Hobo mattress claim and pissed on it its mine now!

by hardcoreconservative69 March 21, 2011

Mais oui c’est clair

Mais oui c’est clair is a REALLY NOICEEEE word.
It’s used by french people HEHEHEH.

Yo did u do the dishes?
MAIS OUI C’EST CLAIR.

by CURRRYYYY October 31, 2019

Caids

(Computer Aids) When your computer gets and untreatable virus and has to be severely treated or even wiped!

"Ah, lost all my data today man"

"really why?"

"My pc has the caids!!"

by PezanostrA May 7, 2010