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crumbly cheesecake

Crumbly cheesecake= when your lady falls asleep you jerk off onto her vagina without waking her up. In the morning you scrap off her vagina with your fingers and sprinkle the crumbs on her face to wake her up.
I heard that Leo gave her a crumbly cheesecake to wake here up.
by mankered up April 21, 2014
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twat cheese

1. A chunky yeast infection.
2. When a skank doesn't wash her twat.
He found a pair of undies with twat cheese drifting in a Wal-Mart parking lot.
twat cheese} {skank} yeast infection {chunky cheese}
by LaQuifa December 2, 2014
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nevada cheese roll up

When you wake up from partying in Vegas with 2 Latina girls covered in your jizz and wrapped up in a blanket
I got so drunk lastnight that I made bitches into a Nevada cheese roll up.
by LongDongMcGooniham July 28, 2016
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Raw Cheese

When Cheese is raw, uncooked. Perfect for raw cheese sandwiches. Note: grilled cheese sandwiches do not count. Cooking said cheese negates the rawness.
Hey, Phil brought a raw cheese sandwich for lunch.
by D Shift Squad May 27, 2018
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Rodeo Cheese

Rodeo Cheese (noun): the excrement emitted when farting a compound of cum, poop, and lube onto the male’s torso by the rider engaging in reverse-cowgirl anal intercourse.
The rodeo cheese was so caked into my chest hair, I had to give in and just shave it off.
by ElMuchoDingDong16 July 8, 2018
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Sloppy Cheesecake

A sloppy cheesecake is when a guy who’s so fat his penis is inverted gets fucked in his inverted dick nub. Then the guy who’s fucking him pulls out and cums in between his legs where his nut cheese grows. After letting the nut and cheese sit and soak into each other he scrapes his dick in the nut-cheese mix and the fat guy sucks it off
“Hey did you hear that Jimmy gave Ethan a sloppy cheesecake
“That’s fucking disgusting man.”
by Blinker fluid October 10, 2018
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brazilian cheesecake

Eating the mixture of semen, feces, and other miscellaneous bodily fluids left over after a gangbang of multiple brazilian men. Best eaten the next day to develop a better crust.
When you are discussing what a Brazilian Cheesecake is with your friends, and your server says, "Oh! my girlfriend loves that!"
by Skytzro May 6, 2019
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