centinaur

A rare mythical creature that is difficult to spot. They are similar to centaurs, but they have an invisible horn that distinguishes them from the classic centaur. They are known to be excellent at everything they attempt and rarely, if ever, do they sleep.

A centaur. Plus a horn. Turned invisible. Minus sleep. Multiplied by perfection. Equals centinaur.

by singwithkites May 10, 2011

Cementing

Shitting on someone and rubbing it in with your bum.

Cementing on people is fun.

by Paypar January 4, 2015

centerpost

To spearhead; take the lead

Dennis didn't have the skills to coordinate a project, so Lindsey had to centerpost the effort.

by Lindserb August 15, 2015

Cemetery

Quiet locations where you can locate such famous people as Michael Jackson, Marlon Brando, Heath Ledger, Farrah Fawcett and Smitty Werbenyegermanjenson

I'm going to the cemetery to try and find that guy from the Spongebob cartoon, wanna come along?

by Metallicajunkie October 3, 2018

Cesar’s Dad

A very rare creature that has never been seen. He is a strong loving man. Everyone knows he exists but there is no evidence of it. Cesar’s dad can most commonly be found in a long line at a supermarket or gas station.

Person1: Hey wanna hear a funny joke?
Person2: Sure
Person1: CESAR’S DAD

by FuckJackie November 28, 2018

Cein

Keen.

“ yo I’m cein as a bean for montville”

by anonymous December 2, 2018

Celine

An amazing girl who is similar to a lava cake; tough and sturdy on the outside, but soft and caring on the inside. When you befriend them you can rest assured you can rely on her. She will support you throughout your entire friendship. She is super intelligent and pretty and confident, truly someone to aspire to become yourself. Though, if you manage to be on her bad side, it's better to sleep with one eye open.

Friend: With whom are you going to tonight's party?
Me: I'm going with Celine.
Friend: Damn, you lucky bastard!

by Jargneau September 3, 2023