Callum

a magnet to any gender

callum:
person 2: pls fuck me

by trapsarevalued September 29, 2020

Callum

that one guy who watched hentai in class and is now known as hentai kid.

person 1: hey have you met callum
person 2: you mean hentai kid?
callum: *watches hentai aggressively*

by damn that's crazy January 29, 2022

black hole of calcutta

A very loose vagina. very dark and scary

I say Betty last night, gosh she's whore...I got lost in her black hole of calcutta.

by fatwalrus October 5, 2006

callum ness

erection gained when another male strokes your leg

tom gave me a callum ness

by Azzer123loooooooool February 28, 2009

calculus

Calculus is a generic term referring to any form of mathematics which has axioms and at least one fundamental theory. Some examples of mathematics that can be categorized as calculus are: algebra, geometry, arithmetic, etc.

Due to corruption of the definition over time, in modern usage "calculus" almost exclusively refers to "The Calculus." The Calculus is also known as "Newton's Calculus," or "Leibniz’s Calculus" depending on who you ask. Mathematics majors tend to refer to The Calculus as "Leibniz’s Calculus" and physics majors tend to refer to The Calculus as "Newton's Calculus.”

Any Given Major: "I need help with my calculus homework."
Physics Major: "Are you referring to 'Newton's Calculus?'"
Math Major: "I think you mean 'Leibniz's Calculus'"
Physics Major: “No, I mean ‘Newton’s Calculus,’ because Newton slapped Leibniz around like a step-child at Wal*Mart.”
Math Major: sob sob

by Andrew April 4, 2005

Calum

A dirty-mouthed male who uses a girl for at least a year, be warned.

Dude, he used you, he's a total Calum.

by omgitzmenaawww October 23, 2011

Callum

Gay kid

Callum is a gay kid

by Hahahaha bob February 12, 2018