by urmumisfruity January 9, 2022
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¨who is that weirdo i think his name is callum.
ya he is soooo weird.
he has a tiny anus so dont date him only eat his knee caps.
ya he is soooo weird.
he has a tiny anus so dont date him only eat his knee caps.
by LAZAR BUM LAZAR FACE November 19, 2019
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by DefinitelyNotCallum December 14, 2021
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Get the Callum Waddington mug.A Callum is someone who is very smart academically yet lacks general common sense.
They tend to rarely have any thoughts and when a thought does occasionally come to the front they must announce it immediately. They often enjoy things such as fishing and talking about themselves in third person. An extreme case of Callumism would cause the person to call some women 'naughty girls.'
Being called a Callum could be thought to be an insult but is often quite an affectionate term used between friends.
They tend to rarely have any thoughts and when a thought does occasionally come to the front they must announce it immediately. They often enjoy things such as fishing and talking about themselves in third person. An extreme case of Callumism would cause the person to call some women 'naughty girls.'
Being called a Callum could be thought to be an insult but is often quite an affectionate term used between friends.
by lillin64 February 20, 2023
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by Issybaeness August 7, 2019
Get the Callum mug.Callum haughey is the primark queen from tiktok and he slays every day away and is an inspiration to so many people.
His number one enemy is iconic moments who is also a tiktoker.
Iconic moments doesn’t slay as much as the primark queen and that is a fact.
Callum haughey is also a singer and a makeup artist and is very beautiful.
People say callum looks like Miranda Sings but I asked callum the following comment on his live stream “why do you look like Miranda?” and he didn’t even know who it was.
And the both look completely different and the only similarity is having red lips.
Callum is loved by so many people on tiktok but there is also haters but callum slays them away
His number one enemy is iconic moments who is also a tiktoker.
Iconic moments doesn’t slay as much as the primark queen and that is a fact.
Callum haughey is also a singer and a makeup artist and is very beautiful.
People say callum looks like Miranda Sings but I asked callum the following comment on his live stream “why do you look like Miranda?” and he didn’t even know who it was.
And the both look completely different and the only similarity is having red lips.
Callum is loved by so many people on tiktok but there is also haters but callum slays them away
by Iamsharon January 30, 2023
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