Callum

The night owl everyone loves who will cause pure destruction if you look away for a moment.

That man is such a Callum

by Wolfiiish April 5, 2021

Callumed

Means very drunk and don’t know what’s happening

He was callumed last night

by Wizzkidd444 July 13, 2021

Callum

he is a to-faced bitch who plays girls which is not fair to us because we get all excited because we finally have a boyfriend and then he plays you, but he always loses the game so it's fine. he might be hot and all but Yoh he is such an ass

Callum means player

by antss December 4, 2023

Callum

he is a sexy guy with a big cock

Girl 1: wow He is such a Callum!
Girl 2: you can see that between his legs

by funny guy who is kinda stupid March 7, 2022

Callum’s bedroom

This is an excuse he makes when really he’s in a dirty old prison cell

Boys I’m chilling in Callum’s bedroom

by JafaCake007 February 7, 2021

Callum Wilkins

A weird specimen who is lost in this world, but also found in a natural habitat with a dead trim. He often doesn’t listen to when he’s being spoken to, he loves to impersonate the magician Houdini as he loves to disappear.

“Where’s Callum Wilkins gone”
“He’s done a Houdini the villa scum”

by Mandingo87 November 16, 2018

Callum

Callum is a lad whose IQ is below 0, he likes to finger his dog,mother and farther. He recently came out the closet because his dad had him trapped in there.

Friend “hey have you heard of Callum”
Friend 2 “yeah he likes to finger his mum!”

by BennTy August 26, 2020