Calzone

a very attractive woman who has big boobs and a fat ass, made up by a complete idiot who i love very much.
apparently, the "bread" is the boobs and the "cheese" is the ass.

"Emily's a Calzone"
"no she's not, she doesn't have enough bread."

by The Long Dick Of The Law. July 9, 2011

calzonazos

Dícese de aquél que comete dejación de sus funciones de macho-alfa en presencia de una hembra, esta ejerce sobre él una influencia de gran poder y de manera sutil.

Admin, eres un calzonazos, ¡vuelve con nosotros!

by kaveri March 18, 2005

"pot calling the kettle black"

u know what it means...

what happened when Paula Abdul told
Kady Maloy (of American Idol 7)
"you have some pitching problems..."

That is "pot calling the kettle black"

by vouguey February 25, 2008

A Puertorican Calzone

A "Puertorican Calzone" is when a naked man (usually after sex) tucks his testicles between his legs so they are exposed from behind. He then lays on his stomach and a girl proceeds to give him "cosquillita" (gently running her fingertips on his skin) all over his back, shoulders, ass and balls.

Yo, my girl gave me a Puertorican Calzone last night n put me RIGHT to sleep.

by Tramposo December 14, 2009

Calvonic Brain

NOUN

to have a brain as perverted and twisted as Andrew Calvo
considered to be an insult

term coined by Dan Aymat

guy 1: dude, would you rather have to bite your mothers ovaries out, with your bare teeth, or have a huge black cock shoved up your ass?

guy 2: dude, you have such a Calvonic Brain

by slushybear January 13, 2010

callani

Callani is a name describing a beautiful relationship between two people. It can be a name that means love, kindness, attraction for a person or it can describe a lovely relationship or the attraction of two people.

"Hey, you guys are such a Callani."
"What's that?"
"You guys must really be in love..........."

by The Wise One.... November 18, 2021

cop calling faggot

It's a boy, named Dakota, who's ugly and who called the police of two of his friends.

Dakota aka cop calling faggot.

by Cunt_slayer420 March 19, 2020