Flowering Cactus

when you are fucking a woman in the woods, you pull out, grab a handful of pine needles, throw them on your dick, shove it back in, and start fucking her again. (Usually done to end a relationship when words arent enough)

Dude, did you really give your girl the Flowering Cactus?

Fuck yeah, I did!

Fuck, didn't that hurt?

Not nearly as much as having to spend another fucking moment with her. What an annoying bitch!

by one Fish, two Fisch November 7, 2010

cactus ass

One who has prickly hairs growing out of his ass.

Damn go shave that cactus ass!
or
get the fuck outta my bed ya cactus ass muthafucka!

by patty bullet June 24, 2006

CACTUS JACK

YKTFV UR BOY CACTUS JACK THE MOST FIRE MUTHER FUCKER EVER AND DEM KICKS THO DEM SHITS FIRE HE IS THE OG THE MOST FIRE KID U WILL EVER KNOW SO IF U MEET CACTUS U BETTER FUCKING TALK TO HIM BEC HE IS A LIT MUTHER FUCKER

CACTUS JACK IS A METAPHOR FOR A FIRE

by CAC JACK October 4, 2019

Spikey Cactus

This western style position involves three people... two men and one woman (Making it spikey) The fun starts by the woman bending over and touching her feet as one of the men starts to thrust slowly from the back. She then quickly spikes up and raises her leg, resting it on a stool or chair. Then the third party enters from the front.

Drop down and get yo' spikey cactus on.
Sally left with John and Bill with the hope of doing some western dancing, her favorite move is the spikey cactus.

by Arica Thiel, Elizabeth Miller, Lora Gill November 17, 2005

love cactus

1.)an ikea bought cactus stuffed in a white clay pot heavily decorated by a love sick girl and then given to her boyfriend

2.) a poisonous breed of cacti that will melt your liver if stabbed.

1.) Oh my gosh! Did u see that adorable love cactus jenny made for Luke, it was sooo cute.

2.)That Love Cactus made my son die. Fuck you Jenny.

by cute butt July 3, 2008

cactus

A humourous word for 'penis'.

"...like I'm shooting a gun
quickly - til it explodes
and I'll unload - THE CACTUS"
(3rd Bass - 'The Cactus')

by eysiz November 28, 2004

cactus

Ghetto/ Hip Hop term for a white boys Penis

First introduced by 3rd Bass in the "Cactus album".
Reiterated by Ice Cube,in "tha dug out" ..."shes got alot of practice on black boys jimmys and white boys cactus"

by Justin Howard July 4, 2005