inactive conversation

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smart man: This is an inactive conversation.
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random guy: you're a nerd
by BenSav December 24, 2021
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Conversational Grenade

An incredibly jaw dropping statement guaranteed to bring any conversation to a screeching halt. Such as randomly dropping a slur or extreme political position.
"Hey did you remember last night when James made that conversational grenade of a joke?"

"Yeah he definitely went too far."
by JSmith4129 October 23, 2022
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conversation banana

The art of attempting to hold a conversation while drunk.
Are we both drunk trying to have a conversation banana?
by Deepuberthoughts October 04, 2017
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conversation teaser

said of someone who gets you very excited about a story she or he just remembered, but then realizes she or he doesn't know it well enough to actually tell it, leaving you highly frustrated.
RJ - Oh that reminds of that great story! see, this guy, he...well, turns out he wasn't who is was, but...you know, it's funny because...he was pretending to be...shit, i don't remember the whole thing, nevermind.

Justine - Dammit RJ! you're such a conversation teaser.
by justbrek July 06, 2014
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homerow conversation

A conversation had on a mobile device, despite you knowing full well it is better suited to be had on a real computer. These conversations are usually ones involving personal feelings, relationships, and general conversational pieces that require paragraphs.
"I'd love to keep this conversation about our relationship's growth going, love, but this is more of a homerow conversation and I'm in the middle of work"
by justicerei January 13, 2012
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Conversion Dick

Dick so good it changes her/his/their political affiliation and/or religious beliefs.
Matt: How was that girl last night?
Me: Gave her that good conversion dick, told me she was gonna vote for Biden!
by CD3123 September 30, 2020
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Conversation incremulate

When someone is focusing on something else while youre telling a story and they realize youre talking, in the middle of your story they say " wait what were you saying? sorry i wasnt listening" pretty much sending the message that theyre not interested in what you have to say or theyre busy and they dont have time to talk.
Daniel: man today my teacher was talking about his mom, and then missy was like 'what about your dog?' and he was like well his name is..
Nicki: Im sorry what? i wasnt listening
Daniel: Damn, you just conversation incremulated me!
Nicki: Sorry
by CAHACKLELACKLE6 April 01, 2011
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