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The Colostomizer 

The Colostomizer is a particularly sexy motherfucker, specifically with respect to his relative skill at any of a number of competitive endeavors. Whether it be videogames, sports, or pissing contests, The Colostomizer will fuck you up so badly that, once he's done with you, you'll be in desperate need of a colostomy bag (read: your asshole will be loose to the point that you can no longer control when you take a shit).
Jesus H. Christ, The Colostomizer just skullfucked you through your asshole! How does it feel to get sodomized by a freight train?
The Colostomizer by Rapist Wit November 12, 2008
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Colorado bus pass

Medical marijuana registration card from Colorado, that is extremely easy to obtain, and costs only a bit more than a monthly bus pass. "Bus pass" for short.
Dude, I just got a Colorado bus pass, let's get some edibles.
Colorado bus pass by that other lady September 13, 2011

Fuck your coloring book

A phrase coined by Kanye West in one of his many blog rants. Used to express a feeling of extreme disagreement towards someone else's commands.
1."I CAN HEAR YOU SCREAMING 'COLOR INSIDE THE LINES!' WELL FUCK YOUR COLORING BOOK"

2. a) Boss: "No, this isn't what I wanted. Head back to your cubicle and re-draw the blueprints RIGHT NOW!!!"

b) Worker: "I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU AND YOUR DAMN BLUEPRINTS. FUCK YOUR COLORING BOOK!!! I'M OUTTA HERE!"

Color Theory 

One color to a specific person is viewed as another color to another specific person. Therefore one color to one person is a different color to another peroson, but those two specific people both know those two colors to be one specific color and one color to one of those specific people is viewed as another to another specific person.
Hey what if that color theory thing is right, wouldn't that be wierd.
Color Theory by Turd Ferguson January 29, 2004

Colossal Squid

A poorly-understood species of squid even more massive and fearsome than the giant squid. Its tentacles are covered with swiveling hooks in addition to suckers, making it one of the ocean's most formidable predators. It is the only cephalopod species of which the male possesses a penis. Believed to have the largest eyes of any animal.
"Did you hear about that colossal squid carcass they found in Antarctica? It was huge!"
Colossal Squid by Penguinjockey December 20, 2006

reverse colorism 

reverse colorism -a hatred of light skin blacks
Some blacks in Washington,D.C.(black majority) did not want Sharon Pratt Dixon as a mayor because she is a light skin black and mayoral candidate Marion Berry tried to have his light skin wife darken her skin.These are incidents of reverse colorism.

Colonsequences 

1. A loose bumhole.

2. The physical ramifications of years of being on the 'receiving end' of vigorous homosexual activity.

Gay dude 1: "That Winston isn't as tight as he used to be."

Gay dude 2: "It's not his fault, he used to go out with Big Joe. He should've known there'd be colonsequences."
Colonsequences by JizzleBizzle1980 February 11, 2009