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bum dart champion

One who very frequently engages in the penetration of anuses; chocolate starfish puncher
"Hey dude, better keep your back against the wall in the showers today"
"Why?"
"Randy went into the locker room a few minutes ago"
"Thanks for the heads-up. I heard he's a real bum dart champion"
by Lookit February 11, 2009
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Breakfast of Champignons

Being a vegetarian he couldn't handle a f.e.b. and opted instead for a Breakfast of Champignons
by Peter N Carr October 1, 2006
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Champagne Papi

Someone: Hey, who's Champagne Papi?
Someone else: That's Drizzy.
by BrownMamba17 August 14, 2017
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Champagne Thursday

The act of drinking Champagne on Thursdays as well as Fridays, and continuing to repeat the pattern and making it a weekly tradition.
"Good news, it's Champagne Thursday"
"But it's Friday"
"Uh, Yeah, I know. Thursday came twice this week."
"For the third straight week?"
"There's talk of making it permanent."

"Oh, kind of like Daylight Saving's Time?"

"Right, but for booze."
by Sweet Lou Nasty April 13, 2012
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burger champ

The person who eats the most of any type of burger or sandwich. Most competitions take place with anywhere between 3 - 5 guys and the burgers/sandwiches are usually off the $1 menu at a fast food restaurant.
Big Dude 1: "Ok, Cajuns on three, let's do this. 1, 2, 3!"

(all start chowing down)

Big Dude 2: "I'm done!"

Skinny Dude: "I'm done too!"

Big Dude 1: "Holy shit dude. I'm so full. I can't take that third one. I'm done."

Skinny Dude: "Yes! I can't believe I beat one of you."

Big Dude 2: "Yeah nice job. You're definitely the burger champ right now. Your skinny ass had an uphill battle all the way."
by westfalia January 13, 2010
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Israeli Champagne

The act of a circumcised penis cumming in a girls mouth, then the girl swishes the cum around in her mouth to cause bubbles in the cum. The man then takes pulls up his foreskin above the penis head and then the girl spits the bubbled cum in the foreskin glass and drinks it.
This girl drank some Israeli Champagne out of my penis
by Cellucci November 30, 2018
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champagne supernova

When taking a shit, and you squeeze out one hard, solid turd, but everything behind it is explosive diarrhea. The solid turd represents the cork of a champagne bottle, and the explosive diarrhea represents the champagne that explodes from the bottle like a star going supernova.

The trifecta is when this occurs while you are in an airplane lavatory, the "Champagne supernova in the sky"
ME: I thought I was going to have a normal, solid shit, but after that first turd, my ass exploded with the hershey squirts.
Friend: Whoah! That is a champagne supernova!
by talkaboutpoop January 8, 2018
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