candy raped

to buy an assortment candy and to get mostly the worst flavor

I bought a pack of skittles and got candy raped by all of the lemons i got

by Mr.scratchie October 30, 2010

Candy Cooper

A dog that is largely obese and fat. Has problems working, blind and deaf. No one loves it. Dead.

What is the fat Candy Cooper doing here?

by George Flord November 6, 2022

candy in a cup

This slogan “Candy in a cup” was made by Future in his song with Metro Boomin Superhero. It’s reference to lean, as its a combination of cough syrup, soda, alcohol , and hard candy or sweets as UK man say it.

Candy in a cup, gotta get paid, king of the streets, young ***** made

by Psb27 January 15, 2023

cube candy

Someone who is hired only on the basis of his or her physical attractiveness.

Don't ask the new office manager for help; he's strictly cube candy.

by Uncle Snark March 2, 2010

Candy Slit

A particularly delicious vagina.

If you can give me a good eating out experience, I swear I will munch on that candy slit like no tomorrow.

by EatACookie July 18, 2014

candy read

a book that is read usually to kill time . usually no or a thin plot, simple/static characters or even cliched heros/heroines. in a broader sense, a wildly popular but poor book.

twilight saga, candy read

by Silver_Serenity September 26, 2010

officer's candy

1. United States Navy term used by sailors to describe the scented cake placed in urinals.

1. I pissed on the officer's candy.

by Buttfuckme September 18, 2018