Jesus Bumper

someone who presses their religion on you, especially catholicism. They make reference to their religion and justify everything behind their religion in a conversation.

ex:
man: This woman came to to my house today to try and convert me, bro.

Friend: Bitch was a Jesus Bumper, yo.

by cutup3 July 21, 2014

bumper lunch

To become intangled in the underside of a moving vehicle . Usually as a cyclist

You'll end up bumper lunch if you don't stop at intersections

by Struggle10 July 21, 2021

Rod bumper

A gay man

That dude’s a total rod bumper.

That rod bumper over there just bought Dave a beer.

by Joey C-Note February 20, 2019

bumper crop

An extra-abundant harvest of vehicle-parts dat are grown on a truck farm.

As much as some motorheads love to bash into things, they better hope dat there's always a bumper crop each year, so dat they'll be able to get replacements whenever they need them!

by QuacksO February 11, 2023

hummer bumper

Facial hair grown in the attempt to protect a mans face from another mans abdomen.

Steve got so sick of hurting his nose, he decided to grow a hummer bumper

by fx2ce5 August 3, 2010

Rod bumper

A gay man

That dude’s a total rod bumper.

That rod bumper over there just bought Dave a beer.

by Joey C-Note February 20, 2019

Snail Bumpers

Another term for lesbians. The vaginal lips resemble a slimy slug. When the lesbians are scissoring, they are "bumpin snails"!

Those chicks are snail bumpers!

by Jilly9999 October 19, 2008