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Pulling the front bumper off

To masterbate (for a male).
It is unbelievable! Marty just lost his job because he was caught in the office watching porn and pulling the front bumper off himself!
by Gunggung September 27, 2021
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bumper lunch

To become intangled in the underside of a moving vehicle . Usually as a cyclist
You'll end up bumper lunch if you don't stop at intersections
by Struggle10 July 21, 2021
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Wicked bumper

Butty with attitude - in Jamaica, a female "Tourist Official" asked, if I knew what "a wicked bumper" is: As I toll her I did not know, she explained that Jamaicans usually call a "butty with posture" , resp. "Butty with attitude" a
"Wicked bumper" - interesting: I did not know her expression, so far, nor did she know mine, and so we both agreed to use the other ones in the future...!
Gosh, what a wicked bumper she has!
by barondebonne August 20, 2021
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Bumper car clusterfuck

A person who is often wrongly l labeled a hot mess, or train wreck, but they are actually trying to do the right thing or better themselves only to wind up in a situation they can’t escape from no matter what they do.
She has tried many different paths in life, but she never succeeds and makes things worse than before. Her whole life is one big bumper car clusterfuck.
by gogeauxf June 10, 2021
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Cut your rear bumper off

Implying you would like to cut off a man’s pants and motorboat a man’s bunghole
Come here good looking, let me cut your rear bumper off!
by PodiumFinish January 2, 2025
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Bumper

a vile revolting person possessing nipples
"Ew, you disgusting bumpers! I could never be like you."
by assman000 September 15, 2025
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Bumper Eater

When you follow tooo close on the highway .
Can you Believe this car behind me? He is a total bumper eater.
by Paytonlisious40 September 15, 2025
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