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Bumper

a vile revolting person possessing nipples
"Ew, you disgusting bumpers! I could never be like you."
by assman000 September 15, 2025
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Bumper Eater

When you follow tooo close on the highway .
Can you Believe this car behind me? He is a total bumper eater.
by Paytonlisious40 September 15, 2025
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Negro bumper

A non negro person who engages in cuckhold activities with a negro male or males.
After Bob’s wedding I found out he was a negro bumper when videos surfaced of a well organized team of negroes fucking Bob’s wife while Bob was jerking off to it in the background.
by Loliguessthesearewords November 22, 2025
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Puh Bumper

A synonymous word to “lesbian”

Can be used as a verb/noun
A name describing a person with a puh that likes alike puh. More specifically; a person that enjoys bumping/grinding/ humping puh with their own puh.
Person 1: “Lilah likes girls, for sure!”
Person 2: “Oh yeah, she’s a total Puh Bumper!!”
Person 1: “Some might even say a butch Puh Bumper…”
by bumperpuhbutter December 22, 2025
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bisquit bumper

A lesbian, a female who has an affinity for other females.
Hey bro, I wonder if those two chicks are Bisquit Bumpers…

Dude! I thought I may have had a chance with her, but it turns out, she’s a Biscuit Bumper.
by Dick Rude February 9, 2025
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Bumper sandwich

When you are backing your truck up and you hit a screaming goblin man with the back of your truck
man: how about a bumper sandwich booger lips hehehehehe.
goblin: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
by YellowSnow121 February 20, 2025
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Alabama toad bumper

The sexual act of inserting a frog into your cousin right before sex.
Last night i gave shelly one hell of a Alabama toad bumper.
by Quackrock March 2, 2025
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