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Brando Sando

Truly the greatest storytelling visionary to embody the fantasy era zeitgeist of our post-modern capitalist society. His contemporary philosophical book series 'Mistborn' is the unrivalled marker of true talent, and really exemplifies the rampant dystopian consumerism present in our society.

Some say Brando Sando is the next coming of the equally legendary author Jojor Wel. Others claim that he's the "most voraciousist of them all!" Whoever he is, rest assured knowing his fame and sheer literary talent lies unmatched, at the very peak of modern storytelling, and rivalled only by the great philanthropist, philosopher and literary scholar, E. Carle.
In all regards, it should be implored to make Brando Sando Mandotory reading in schools.
Slava Brando!
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by Kongjie June 3, 2022
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Joe Brandon

Literal Dementia. Used to describe when one cannot remember or stumble in speech.
Person one: I think that we should awebufagulabiusescuseme....ahem
Person two: think you just had a Joe Brandon!
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Big Nigga Brandon

Big Nigga Brandon, the nigga who owns tiddy fucc and has lots of sex with athena, its pretty hot i watched once
man BIG NIGGA BRANDON IS THE BIGGEST NIGGA WHO BIGGED AND SHIT JOHN FEEL?
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Brandon

Perfect,sweet,amazing guy,adorable,handsome, sexy
The guy whom Mckenna Loves more then anything.
Talented, Very Lovable, The Man whom McKenna will be with forever.
Brandon is so amazing, i love him. i hope this pefect man stays with me forever.?
by KennalovesBrandon January 31, 2009
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brandon c margera

bam margera's real name. the c stands for cole. when bam was little he always ran into things so his grandpa called him bam. that's what i heard at least.
by loonyangel April 17, 2006
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Brandon Marks

The greatestestest guy ever. He makes me giggle. Great taste in music;;amazing eyes. Can't bowl, but that's okay, haha. My best guy friend, possibly? HottHottHott :D
I love this kid, haha. :
Brandon Marks. What the hell does it matter?! Meet the dude and you won't need a damn example :P
by BarneyIsAmazinggg. January 4, 2009
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Brandon

A Brandon is short. Shorter than others in size. Listens well and apparently knows how to treat a woman. Funny and is well you know kinda of cute. Looks like he could be cuddley.
A brandon ussually takes a girl he likes on a first date. Maybe to dinner and a movie or something along those lines.
by def. taller than you November 22, 2011
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