monkey broke-up

When you send a monkey to carry a break-up letter to a significant other, rather than break up with that person yourself.

"It's always awkward when someone shows up for a date after I monkey broke-up with them."

by dongo991 May 4, 2010

Broke Nigga' Soup

An object that is so low quality that even food stamps won't stoop that low.

You see, theirs your cheap Ramen dinner, and then theirs broke nigga' soup; and cuz, that ain't no Ramen Noodles.

by Z36286 September 20, 2016

fit aint broke

when the fit aint broke,when you cant sacrifice something and say this instead

big hobo:spare change sir?
joe fixit: na sorry boss, fit aint broke

by Fit aint broke March 12, 2018

Broke Bitch Poutin'

A poor bitchy person combined with a pejorative gay term from the movie Broke Back Mountain.

Dude Trent, quit crying about the buffet costing $7.99, you're like the movie Broke Bitch Poutin'

by Reno Music Scene December 28, 2011

broke dick mountain

1. the place of fear and pain you go when your dick cracks during sex
2. Nickname for a broski who's too fat to get a boner

Man I'm scared. My girl and I took a trip to broke dick mountain last night and I'm not sure I can get a boner again.

by Heypow January 10, 2015

broke-ass bitch

someone who comes over just to 'borrow' your clothes, bags, and yo size 7 stilletos even though she's a size 9. someone who never orders anything at the restaurant but just finishes what you can't. someone who just convinces you guys to "chill" and just hang out because she can't afford to go somewhere you gotta spend money at. the one who fronts about her whereabouts, brands of clothing, and of course money, but when it comes down to it she aint got shit to say. someone who fronts and claims as being another "miss independent" but does everything of the above. how fucking annoying.

i invited her to kick it but she needed me to pick her up, drop her home, and while we was at the restaurant she tells me she aint hungry so she don't order nothin but when my order comes she eats 1/2 of it then decides she hungry again and orders something and asks me borrow money to pay off her reciept. what the fuck? what a broke-ass bitch.

by miss sasssy July 19, 2009

get broke

1. To self destruct
2. synonym to break yo' self
3. break yo body

He said, "get broke," after he threw his arch enemy into the MUNI tracks

by Schooner Ortega October 12, 2003