giant boner

erect penis. large erect penis. very large. and erect.

giant boner...
you'll never be a loner?

by johnandvictoriafornever May 15, 2011

boner

when the blood from your brain goes to your penis when you see a hot girl.

*coming out of a swimming pool* oh crap I have a boner! *shows through your shorts* dammit!!!

by TheNomster November 9, 2011

jacket boner

The bunching up of a zipper so it appears as if you have an erection protruding from your jacket.

Jim had a jacket boner and we laughed at how small it was.

by Trevor Cobbs March 24, 2008

Girl boner

It’s when you get a little heart beat feeling down in your pussy

Watching that fine rican boy come out the water with that nice six pack on him gave me a whole girl boner

by the real syd April 19, 2019

chew-boxers

The hair that grows on a woman's thighs when she gets lazy and only starts shaving her legs to right above the knee.

A few months after I started seein' her, she got lazy with the razor and came at me w/ chew-boxers.

by NCdubmixer July 24, 2009

boner assassin

A person with an appearance or attitude that kills an erection quickly and efficiently, without impunity.

"My ex-girlfriend used to be pretty hot back in high school, but now she's a boner assassin."

by GARY LOVES THE BACON May 13, 2004

Boner Jams '03

Pornographic genius made infamous in the 40-Year-Old Virgin by Paul Rudd's character, Dave. According to "Dave," it is a compilation video tape of all the best boner scenes from the summer of 2003. Usually watched in conjunction with Harry Twatter and School Of Cock.

Dave: "Here it is-- Boner Jams '03. Its a mixtape of all my favorite boner scenes in the summer of 2003."

by N.J. Walz January 7, 2006