Boomer Bar

The column of ads next to an article, usually full of algorithmically generated garbage only people over 50 click on

My racist uncle bought a forklift operator t shirt off the boomer bar

by Agapin Ganus June 4, 2020

Jean boomer

Erection

Dude she was so hot I got a jean boomer in the middle of class

by Anna barn February 8, 2020

boomer detox

When the non-boomer comes in contact with a boomer, the non-boomer will give advice to the boomer to "detox."

Boomer: I can't seem to learn how to function a computer.

Non-boomer: Sounds like you need a boomer detox.

by helloitsmeyourmom November 17, 2019

Micro-boomer

Someone who had total control of a situation and used to micro manage it. They are now desperately grasping at the straws of their micro management and often react in a childish manor when they don't get their way similar to a boomer although they can be from any generation

Ok, Micro-boomer.

by Rylee Leroy Jenkins July 7, 2020

Okk Boomer

A term used by people that aren’t knowledgeable enough to add to the current conversation.

Sandra thinks that just because the earth goes through cycles of its own that global warming doesn’t exist, ha okk boomer.

by Growedupp December 14, 2019

boomer folklore

Boomer folklore is a term used to describe ideas and conceptions about the world, held by those who we may consider "boomers", which are not necessarily accurate depictions of reality - think 'old wives tales' but the modern description.

Gen Z 1) "Bruh my boomer parents think that the government detect the signals coming from your house, if you're watching TV without a TV licence, do you think that's true?"

Chad Gen Z) "My bruh, don't listen to them, that's just boomer folklore."

by The Booty Wizard March 26, 2022

boomer bet

Any bet that ultimately results in the loss of monetary assets

i can't pay for my green fee due to all of my boomer bets.

by Cody McSoftinhair September 30, 2017