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Job Blocked

When a Co-worker or boss prevents you from applying Or Blocks you from another job or position, due to being an ass OR not wanting to loose a valued asset. Similar to Cock Blocked but in a work related situation.
Jim in accounting job blocked me for that promotion.
by J.Marinaro May 8, 2013
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Car cock blocked

When you're trying to speed on the highway and some asshole blocks your lane driving at or under the speed limit when they don't have to. Especially frustrating when the road is completely traffic free except for the guy ahead of you
Driver: Fuck!

Passenger: What?

Driver: I'm trying to get to class on time but this mook just cut me off going way too slow

Passenger: You just got car cock blocked

Driver: Feels bad man
by mr.snruB November 15, 2010
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Sock Blocked

To have placed a large quantity of dirty laundry in front of all possible exits, making it impossible to leave the "sock blocked" room.
Skyler: Let me clear out the middle of the room.

Meghan: Sounds good. Put the laundry by the door.

Skyler: How do we get out?

Meghan: I don't know. We just sock blocked ourselves.
by Skitlles&Meggles July 14, 2011
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Clit Blocker

The annoying behavior exhibited by people, which inevitably results in a chick not getting laid. Clit blocking can come in many forms, but typically has an element of someone dissuading a man from engaging in sexual activity with a woman.
She clit blocked me last night! He was going to let me sit on his face, but then she came along and ruined it by demanding that I take her home immediately. Ugh, what a clit blocker!
by pseudomine December 8, 2009
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Beta blockers

Medicine for people with heart problems. It slows down your heart. Really fucking dangerous when taken if you don't have a heart problem. Drugs + Beta blockers (at the same tine) = bad news.
That dude died from smoking weed and taking beta blockers at the same time.
by circlePit4 May 28, 2009
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up on blocks

the 28th day of a womans 'cycle'
she wouldnt let me fuck her coz she was up on blocks.
by jody October 30, 2003
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hater blockers

synonym for shades i.e. sunglesses; implying that when u put them on all of your haters will dissappear from your sight
i got my hater blockers on so i cant see you.
by acchille July 18, 2006
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