bipedal penis

A human male whose entire existence is embodied in the visage of an actual walking penis.

The whole of the boardroom were overtaken by the appearance of a bipedal penis attempting to justify the necessity for whack shacks wherein every male employee could rub one out as needed.

by russianpolander January 15, 2024

Bipartite Gender-Attraction Classification

Bipartite Gender-Attraction Classification is a more nuanced and modern way of classifying a person's self-identified sexual attraction. It has two facets:

Assigned-Sex Attraction
Assigned-Expression Attraction

So for example, people we consider having a typical hetero-attraction would have a) opposite assigned-sex attraction , and b) opposite assigned-expression attraction.

For example, the typical man is attracted sexually to biological women, and feminine gender expression.

My sociology report included a section about Bipartite Gender-Attraction Classification and how human sexuality is nuanced.

by jenddainas February 3, 2024

bigerexia

The feeling of being smaller than you actually are. The epitome of body dysmorphia.

“Dude, I couldn’t fit through the door to class today, had to go sideways just to fit.”

“No way that it took you this long to figure that out man. You have been hitting the gym for years.”
“Shit man, Idk 🤷 ♂️ bigerexia be different sometimes”

by Jesusjacob1 April 20, 2024

bigerexia

The feeling of being smaller than you actually are. The epitome of body dysmorphia.

“18 inch arms?” “Yup”
“Okay, so imma mark. Body dysmorphia bigerexia edition”

by Jesusjacob1 April 20, 2024

bipedal sentient flesh sack

Bipedal sentient flesh sack (sometimes the sentient part is removed) is another way to say human because humans are bipedal animals that have sentience and are covered with flesh

Guy 1:Humans are terrible ama

Guy 2:You mean bipedal sentient flesh Sacks?

by Urbdicdayismay23 May 5, 2024

Biker's Fault

An ironic comment on Instagram Reels where users will jokingly blame bikers for car crash.

*Watching Instagram Reels*

Tom: Wow that car and truck had pretty bad collision, I wonder if the people in the comments will agree with me.

Comments: "Biker's Fault"

Tom: What the fuck there wasn't even a biker

by BigSmoke40 March 1, 2024

Bipedalphobic

An individual who is asexual towards other people and instead prefers to be intimate with 4-legged animals.

"I think Jonathan is gay"
Nah, he's just not into people, he's bipedalphobic

by MMDeveloper October 22, 2024