benger

A term meaning abject failure regardless of the effort applied coupled with a loud whining noise

Always doomed to lose, fail, drop short but make more noise than a flock of geese going through the engine of a jet fighter

1) Doing a benger - trying and failing in a task and bleating on about it or making out you succeeded when in fact you failed
2) You benger - You bedwetter (see bedwetter)
3) bengerised - listening to a long whining reason for failing
4) You've been bengered - cornered my a whining person in a pub.

by Marillionfan June 28, 2011

united beaner service

on mind of mencia; service that hires mexicans to do jobs americans don't want to do

United Beaner Service: hiring brown people to do the jobs that you dont want to do

by shane p August 23, 2006

uncle beaner

uhn-col bee-ner; noun; the epitomy of lazy shit, otherwise known as a balding, fat, old man who rejects good looking women, to ejaculate on adams apples in Acuna.

" Hey that Uncle Beaner just turned down that hot blonde and went home with that fat chick from the donkey show,I think her name is Hector?"

by zuesbeans October 24, 2006

Ridin' Beaner

Ridin' Beaner means to have all the passangers in your car ride in the front and have no one in the backseat

Me, Jose, and Paco were Ridin' Beaner last night

by YeagerBOMB April 4, 2007

Shit Bender

Someone who magically bends turds. When you go into a washroom and there is shit plastered to the the back of the toilet seat. The last shit bender has struck again. They must be like the highlander except: "in the end there can only be number 2!" Shit is only naturally meant to go down with gravity not up and sideways The Shit Bender is the arch enemy of the plumber fore they destroy the law of plumbing: "Shit flows downhill and payday is on Friday"

Some Shit Bender ruined the toilet again, I used it anyway, I'm glad I'm not a cleaning lady.

by The Shit Savant November 20, 2017

Beaner weiner

The small uncircumsized penis on a person. Namely one of Spanish or Latin decent. But can be used for any male typically a Mexican that is not legal.

Hey Janet how was last night with Francisco?

Ennhhh not soo good the guy has a beaner weiner.

Ohh sorry at least he looks good in a cowboy hat and oversized belt buckle

by Jahn mccool March 2, 2010

Snow Beaner

A person of native Alaskan (inuit, eskimo) decent living in the lower 48 states looking like a mexican, or puerto rican or whereever the latinos in the area are from

My family's not from mexico. We're from Fairbanks. I'm a snow beaner. We came over the other border.

by Jcan1969 April 8, 2011