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I-ready

A p e r f e c t l e a r n i n g p r o g r a m t h a t h e l p s k i d s o f a l l a g e s a n d g r a d e s l e a r n ! , according to your horrible teachers. I-Ready is one of the most well-known forms of torture in the United States, often used on young school children and teenagers. It is extremely effective, even more if work piles up. It is ESPECIALLY notorious in online schools. It is hated by every person who has ever seen it on Earth.
"Okay, class, today we're going to do 2 I-Ready le-"

(Loud booing)

"Calm down, class! It's just 2 les-"

"Hey guys, would you rather die in a school shooting than do I-Ready?"

"I'd prefer the former."

"Same."

"Hey, y'all hear that?"

"Oh hey it's the shooter!"

The end. They never did their I-ready.
by RiceOfCourse April 14, 2023
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Ready 2 Die

A remake of the game "Reason 2 die"

Also a synonym for DELAY.

YoYouDere was here
"Hey man have you heard when the TDS update is releasing?"
"na man i heard its ready 2 died"
by YoYouDere November 27, 2023
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round up ready

Round up in used to kill plants. Plants that are Round up ready won't be killed by the chemical.

Also can be said if you crop dust someone, "fart as you walk past them ".
I hope your round up ready, because I just crop dusted you!
by Mookie B. July 21, 2017
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Hot and Ready

A girl who a guy calls up and is always ready for sexy a.k.a the side bitch
You know Evelyn is your hot and ready that bitch always down for sex
by Pickyboy August 27, 2017
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ready for the corner

Something is so slutty it could be worn by a prostutute on a corner.
Her dress was so scandalous it looked like she was ready for the corner
by Crabby bob September 2, 2017
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Git ready

As in get ready, also know as gat ready with a weapon
Git ready cause here he comess
by anonymous June 12, 2018
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Ready Rider

A guy (often times a dope boy) who sleeps with all his clothes on so that he is always ready to ride out.
Man C-Note does not look comfortable sleeping on that couch like that.

He’s a straight Ready Rider.
by WhiteMike1 June 19, 2018
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