blessing the bathroom

The act of gracing the man's throne. Granting a blessing to a bathroom with one's feces. Several splashes have to occur in order for this term to be used.

Wife: "OH MY GOD. WHAT IN THE WORLD HAPPENED HERE?!"
Husband: "What is it, honey?"
Wife: "It smells terrible in here! Like a mixture of a dead skunk, bird shit, and spoiled milk! And there's toilet water all over the seat!"
Husband: "Oh. That. That's just the results of me blessing the bathroom. I advise you to not step foot in there for the next two hours."

by Nappets October 8, 2011

Maine South Bathroom

The beginning of "who took a shit in the juul room"

I just got stained in the Maine South Bathroom

by gangweoutthisbutch October 10, 2018

Says the man in the bathrobe

Can be used as a substitute for "Thats what she said." in situations where a statement was made with a sexual double entendre.

Rob- "Man, I'm really having a hard time fitting this in here!"
Phil- " Says the man in the bathrobe!"

by Frosticles13 May 24, 2011

batard

A bat without a father.

That bat lives alone with his slutty mom. He is a batard.

by BrianBrian November 10, 2008

bathroom etiquette

Unwritten social standards, norms, decorum.

Don't look under the stalls to see if someone is in there, it's bad bathroom etiquette

by Pebbles B March 1, 2017

Bathroom Buddy

Someone who works in your building, who you only see on visits to/from the restroom. You have no idea what their name is or what their specific job entails, so exchanges are limited to non-specific pleasantries (e.g. the weather or local sports teams).

A: "Did you see that douche in the paisley shirt today?"
B: "Oh yeah. He's my bathroom buddy. Our bladders are on the same schedule".
A: "You should've heard the fart he let out standing at the urinal"

by icklemickle May 19, 2008

Babrek

Babrek ("Бабрек, Бабрик", "Бабреци, Бабрици(pl.)" in Bulgarian) is a pest on humans. Likes to live in damp overcrowded places without any women. It likes to eat pizza in great quantities so be careful to keep it safe and secure. Very famous for using an oven to play video games. It also uses fake guitars and fake pianos. Can be exterminated by stopping the Coke supply into their bodies or by giving them in the hands of women.

Къде е бабрека ? (Where is the babrek ?)
Внимавай да не го види бабрека. (Make sure the babrek doesn't see this.)
Бягай бързо, че бабрека идва. (Run fast because the babrek is coming.)

by kilzaki February 21, 2013