bone idle bastard 

Extremely lazy (and usually quite fat) waste of space. Generally work shy and quite content to sit on its fat arse all day

Hey up fatty, ya bone idle bastard. Hard day sitting on your fat arse?

bone idle bastard by Hoo See January 2, 2018

little dick bastard 

Any man who drives around all day on a Harley or in a sueped up truck that is lifted enough to look like a monster truck. Often times they will sit in a driveway and rev there engines at 2:00am when everyone else is trying to sleep. One thing that is very important is the vehicle needs to be obnoxiously loud. Doing these super masculine things makes up for there small dick.

Extreme cases include things such as testicles hanging on a trucks trailer hitch or handle bars on a motorcycle that reach 3 feet in the air (making it extremely hard to drive, yet extremely masculine). These extreme cases fall in the subcategory of baby dick bastards (or BDB for short). A BDB's dick is extremely small, much like a baby carrot.

Jim was woken up at 3am by a little dick bastard reving his motorcycle up in the middle of the night.

little dick bastard by beeframen101 October 16, 2008

two timing skunk bastard 

Someone who deserts their friends for slurry bitches

Joe Vitale aka two timing skunk bastard

two timing skunk bastard by danimal crush cup April 26, 2010

uptight bastard 

Someone with a lot of money who wont spend any of it.

Particularly a sports team owner or some one with unbearable amounts of money.

Ralph Wilson (Bills owner) is such an uptight bastard, he wont spend any money for good players.

uptight bastard by hahadudeof1997 February 1, 2010

cheap bastard 

A man usually of good socioeconomic status that never pays for jack. When on a date with a woman, he either makes her pay or takes her to a real cheap restaurant.

When they went out for a date, she decided not to see him again, because he was a cheap bastard.

cheap bastard by [e-mail] August 22, 2008

sweet bastard jesus 

Emphatic statement made during intense sex.

As I was screwing her brains out, Melissa Wilhelm of Salt Lake City groaned, "Oh, Sweet Bastard Jesus."

sweet bastard jesus by Chistoso November 16, 2006

Bloody Bastard 

Must be said with a good Indian accent To realllyyy emphasize the "blooody Bastardd" in the Indian culture, it is said randomly in arguments with no real meaning or ramifications and is generally accepted as a slur.
once said several times one is able to apologise and wish the other a good day!

{Tim "that man was a god damn bloody bastard"
Jerry "no mate your the bloody bastard"
Tim "noooo Mate you bloody bastard!"
Jerry "no mate your bloody bastard"}

Bloody Bastard by 7Yes7 February 21, 2021