Blockade

A combination of a dutch rudder and circle jerking. A group of men form a circle, take their marks, and have each person to the left or right move their arm for them.

We're not gay enough to circle jerk, so we just decided to form a blockade.

Blockade by cdawg821 May 20, 2010

blogcked

adj.
inhibited from publishing a new post to your blog due to insecurity that the new post won't be good enough to make up for the fact that you haven't written in a really, really long time.

"I am blogcked. The remedy: self-indulgent rambling."

blogcked by Actually... September 25, 2006

cock blockade 

Scenario where more than one male or groups of males prevent one person from hooking up or talking to a girl.

Sonny: So did you get with Linda at the party?
Mike: Nah bro, Sam, Dan kept interupting on purpose, and Dustin was cock blocking, it was a freaking cock blockade, I couldn't get through.

cock blockade by Moojostuff November 18, 2009

friend blocker 

A needy roommate, classmate, relative, or other associate who impedes your ability to make friends by insisting on being part of any new relationship you try to make. The friend blocker stands next to you while you are meeting new people and makes clear that the blocker is part of any new friendship.

Dillon is introducing himself to Jeremy, a new guy on the dorm floor. Dillon's roommate is a friend blocker, so he walks up beside Dillon and says, "Dillon, my man, who's our new friend?" Then the roommate stands immediately next to Dillon for the duration of the conversation.

friend blocker by Medford Man December 24, 2009

Rebecca Blacked 

to be utterly tortured by the music video of Friday by Rebecca Black thinking you've just clicked the link to an intrguing video

Jake: Hey Nate!! Check it out-I found some crazy-ass
YouTube porn.

Nate: (runs to Jake's bedroom) You better not be lying
man. I've been dying to get me some of this shit.

Jake: Me too, man. Alright. Let's do this. (clicks on the
video)

Nate: (sees a hot girl undressing) Damn this is soo...Oh
WTF??!! (now sees the beginning of Friday)

Jake: No!!! No!!! Not that stupid bitch! (Rebecca Black
starts singing) OMG! Quick Nate close the box!

Nate: (jamming his fingers on the mouse on the X) I am-
it's not working!!

Jake: Then turn down the volume. (starts puking once
the song breaks into chorus)

Nate: Dammit! It won't work either!!

Jake: Aww crap!!

(He and Nate start screaming while trying not to throw up. Once the song was over, Jake's mom found them dead on the floor. She then looked up at the computer screen and saw the Friday music video right in front of her.)

Jake's mom: OH NO!! They've been Rebecca Blacked!!!!

Rebecca Blacked by thecomputerninja May 6, 2011

blacked out 

To teleport into the future from one place to another after a heavy night of drinking.

-Dude what happend to you last night?
-Well the last thing i remember, i was at this bar talking to this chick and now im at work with no money and now i have this nasty rash, i guess i musta blacked out.

blacked out by thatguyoberder October 13, 2007

crotch blocker 

Its the same concept as a cock blockbut its a uni-sex word, meaning it can be used for girls and guys. Its a person that basically prevents a person from hooking up with another.

A group of three or more girls and a duff come to a party. The duff is named Theresa Marie. All night Theresa Marie will not stop talking to the girls and prevents them from talking to the guys. She is constantly taking them away from the party and is being a total crotch blocker to the guys

crotch blocker by Scoooooter August 24, 2008