Bean speak
"Tortuga was the name of our snitch. Bean speak for tortoise". - Hank Schrader DEA Agent on the AMC program Breaking Bad
Bean speak by American Patriot in Blue June 2, 2011
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Bean Time
Bean Time by Professor PP May 6, 2020
bean guy
A super religious person.
Someone who will not stop talking about, or who only talks about, religion. The type of person you dread being around because of their single-gear, close-minded conversation skills.
Imagine someone who only talked about beans; lima beans, green beans, black beans, pinto beans, garbanzo beans, kidney beans, mung beans, soybeans, etc. Sounds awful, doesn't it?
Someone who will not stop talking about, or who only talks about, religion. The type of person you dread being around because of their single-gear, close-minded conversation skills.
Imagine someone who only talked about beans; lima beans, green beans, black beans, pinto beans, garbanzo beans, kidney beans, mung beans, soybeans, etc. Sounds awful, doesn't it?
Bean Bag Tag
A reference to doggy style gay sex where the pitcher's abnormally long balls (bean bag) swing in a pendulum like manner and strike the underside of the catcher's fleshy meat sac (bean bag).
Gay Guy 1: "oh my cubes are so bruised from that vicious game of bean bag tag last night."
Gay Guy 2: "did you play with joe again?"
Gay Guy 1: "yea, when he gets his momentum going his nuts are like two cannonballs in a pair of nylons!"
Gay Guy 2: "Yea i know what that is like... his flesh bag is a wrecking ball designed for crushing man bags."
Gay Guy 2: "did you play with joe again?"
Gay Guy 1: "yea, when he gets his momentum going his nuts are like two cannonballs in a pair of nylons!"
Gay Guy 2: "Yea i know what that is like... his flesh bag is a wrecking ball designed for crushing man bags."
Bean Bag Tag by gay guy one February 23, 2009
bean daddy
Yajirobe: I brought these magical sensu beans that heal all wounds and replenish your stamina.
Goku: Thanks Yajirobe!
Yajirobe: Bean daddy, out.
Goku: Thanks Yajirobe!
Yajirobe: Bean daddy, out.
bean daddy by Hearshotkid_2113 August 20, 2018
Bean Piss
Coffee, often times used in the phrase "sucking bean piss" to refer to drinking coffee. Famously written in cursive on the windows of Starbucks locations across the country.
Riley: Why do they call drinking coffee "sucking bean piss?"
Graydon: Cause it's beans. You have to squeeze the piss out of them to get the coffee, so when you slurp it and/or suck it, you're sucking bean piss.
Riley: Yeah I mean I get that, it's just weird that they put that on the windows of Starbucks like "Hey Starfucks, Come get some Pumpkin Bean Piss".
Graydon: Cause it's beans. You have to squeeze the piss out of them to get the coffee, so when you slurp it and/or suck it, you're sucking bean piss.
Riley: Yeah I mean I get that, it's just weird that they put that on the windows of Starbucks like "Hey Starfucks, Come get some Pumpkin Bean Piss".
Bean Piss by averagesizedtesticles53 May 31, 2023