beaster denial

After purchasing a bag of marijuana you thought was chronic, turns out to be in fact the dreaded beasters, the customer is in a state of utter disbelief and shock and refuses to accept the harsh beaster truth, even though his friend instantly smelled the beasters upon initial inspection.

Friend 1:"Hey man, you want to check out the weed I have right now, it is some heady shit."
Friend 2: (upon inspection) "Oh snap you got robbed, those are the beastiest beasters i ever laid my bleedin eyes on you beastcase. And they smell like hay."
Friend 1:"No way dude, I paid twenty a G for these buds!"
Friend 2:"Wow, looks like you are experiencing a classic case of beaster denial."

by Person.0001 April 26, 2011

Beastly Jones

proper noun: Amazingly strong, good-looking, super-buff guy with a really deep, sexy Josh Turner-like voice.
adjective: 1. strong, 2. awesome, 3. great

1. In the beginning, God created Beastly Jones; then God and Beastly Jones created the world.
2. Linkin Park is the Beastliest Jonesiest band ever.

by The_Shagster June 23, 2011

beastington

a beastington is a human being with beast like habits. he enjoys the simple things in life like sleep, food, sex and having the dead skin on his feet removed by others. you will find a beastington in raves or chicken shops or sleeping on the floor behind the tv stand. he likes to be addressed as 'sir beastingon' to hide the fact that he is more animal than human but will respond to beastie by meeeowing. a beast is for life, not just for christmas

sir beastington is masturbating whilst watching QVC...

by reverend bazza October 29, 2011

Beastiful

Something that is a monster, yet is the most beautiful thing you will ever encounter in your life. Usually is someone or something with a horrible attitude, but is undeniably gorgeous.

Hey have you seen the beastiful New girl? She's so mean, but so beautiful

by awkotaco1905 November 3, 2013

Beasty Bill

When you and your friend kiss goodnight without saying no homo

Darn it I just pulled a beasty bill.

by Beasty Bill December 17, 2018

Beasthype

Hypebeast that does not show their faces

Why is he blocking is head. Maybe hes a beasthype

by Leeman ski February 1, 2019

beastchode

The realest nigga of them all. You see a BEASTCHODE walking around you better watch the fuck out. He had a 30 inch wide and one inch long chode, you would not want to get piped by that.

Spoon: Yo, where’s BEASTCHODE? Oh shit there he is, get down!

by BEASTCHODE February 16, 2019