awkwardence

occurence of awkwardness

al wanted tim to tell stacy that he didn't like her. the whole mess was a awkwardence

by JJthemonkey August 6, 2008

Awkwardiness

When there no one in a theater and your jumping around with your friends and someone walks in on you.. awkwardiness is born.

"Oh, the awkwardiness!"

by pseudonym slim March 1, 2010

Awkwardive

Some idiot's messed up version of saying the word "operative" leaving the other people involved in the conversation feeling awkward.

Nathan: He's trying to succeed!

Erika: Trying being the awkwardive word.

by erinf1005 March 25, 2010

Awkward and Crumbly

Phrase used to describe a social situation that is especially uncomfortable and strange. Often used to exasperate the situation for added personal humor, or in casual conversation for acquisition of lolz.

I have to go to the bathroom, I have explosive diarrhea and... Well THIS is awkward and crumbly!"

by Well this is awkward... June 14, 2010

awktarded

an adjective used to describe someone who is awkward almost to the point of being retarded

I dumped him when I realized how awktarded he was.

by eyeseegee October 31, 2010

awkwardise

to make a situation awkward.

Sophie: I can't believe he said that.
Nicole: He completely awkwardised the situation.

by Blair_W October 30, 2011

Awkward buffer

A person who goes along to a social situation to buffer the awkwardness. Used often when you're trying to get to know someone, but certainly not in the "date" sort of way. Works best if the awkward buffer is a friend of both parties.

Bob: I'm going to meet Maria tonight so we can hang out and get to know each other. Could you come with and be an awkward buffer?

Shelly: Sure! I'm good friends with her, I'll help keep the conversation going :)

by You_don't_know_who_i_is_>:) November 3, 2011